atem122 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Oh no! We are in Schindler's Lift! Joey! Quick! Get out! This is probably the worst yet most hilarious joke I've seen in a long long time. Congrats! Awesome start to the trip report though, Gardaland actually seems really nice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterBoyJosh Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Can someone bury me something in a flower bed at Mirabilandia?? Like, a map to some sort of treasure that you buried somewhere else in the park. I'll be there next week and would really enjoy this. Ok. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosscoe Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 "Oh no! We are in Schindler's Lift! Joey! Quick! Get out!"' I just snorted coke out of my nose! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ^Just to clarify, we are talking about Coca-Cola right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I'm glad more parks are beginning to install these new Vekoma trains. They're sexy and look very comfortable. As said, they transform a 'meh...' ride into a 'Yeah!' ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zilliboy Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Whee, a few more days and than you are @ Efteling. Joris and the dragon is riding with people so the ERT will be good (I HOPE ) See you maiby @ Efteling hotel saterday evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbit Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ^ haha, its funny that almost everyone from and near Holland talks about Joris en de Draak, (rightly) Nice pictures ! Gardaland is a fun park.. i like the new vekoma trains.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Pest Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 yeah, Gardaland is a fun park but i prefer something with more adrenaline !! anyway Space Vertigo, the intamin's tower, is something amazing for its height ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 I hate to stereotype but it looks like Mario is driving our Italian bus!!! "I'm 'a Wario! I'm a' gonna win!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Oh no! We are in Schindler's Lift! Joey! Quick! Get out! This is probably the worst yet most hilarious joke I've seen in a long long time. Congrats! Except the fact that being on Schindler's list was a good thing, so I imagine being on his lift is much the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckrazy06 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Mammut looks like an awesome mine train with some great theming, I've really got to get on a TPR trip one of these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Impurity Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Is that wacky worm REALLY made for those trains? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 OK, time for the next update...MIRABILANDIA! Good morning TPR! Ready to start your day on one of the best B&M inverts in the world? Katun at Mirabilandia is right up there with Montu, Pyrenees, and Raptor for intense, big "Old School" B&M's Goodbye TPR members! Have an awesome ride!!! (you will!) Katun has a VERY sexy floor! Elissa and all the Q-Bots! Yummy!!! Mirabilandia features the V-Pass system powered by Lo-q. The Lo-q system is seriously the best "virtual queue" device in the world. Known as "Flash Pass" or Q-Bot in other parks we HIGHLY recommend this system!!! Here are the 2010 V-Pass prices. As you can see, V-Pass is good on a LOT of rides! Can we talk about iSpeed for a moment? iSpeed is seriously one of the best steel coasters in the world and probably the best Intamin rocket / launched coaster ever!!! iSpeed is like Xcelerator and Maverick had a kinky Intamin love child. iSpeed is cake. Wonderful cake. iSpeed is a hit with TPR! There is a very long line for Family Adventure... Thanks to our V-Pass we don't need to worry about that line! KidTums gives thumbs up to Family Adventure! And what is Family Adventure? It's a Vekoma roller skater!!! Happy fun TPR people!!! Time for some kiddie coaster credit whoring... V-Pass is awesome at Mirabilandia. It's on almost every ride! Even the kiddie balloons and the carousel! TPR's favorite non-coaster riding activity...LUNCH! Mmmm....pasta! Yup! We're in Italy. We are now entering this post-apocalyptic New York City area for the shooting dark ride Reset. Reset was kind of an odd ride. The sets were nice but the shooting part seemed kind of pointless. Oh look! Mirabilandia also have a sprinkler show like World of Color! Part of Katun's awesomeness is it's first drop. Seems very steep for an invert. The loop kicks lots of ass too. And here we have a mouse made in the homeland. Piers makes powered coasters FANCY!!! And one more credit...well sort of...for KidTums! Only the real whores ride the powered coasters! The space shot is themed to the space shuttle Columbia...hmm... The "tat pack" freaking loves the V-Pass. Yup...Still in Italy. Grazie Mirabilandia! We had an awesome day!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Yay! TPR thinks my soon-to-be-local park kicks ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hyyyper Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Dave, don't forget that Katun's awesomeness can also be contributed to the fact that it has TWO (yes, two) Stargates! And the wheel covers are cool too, as well as the final helix. And world's tallest Zero-G. Basically everything is awesome about Katun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hobbit Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Great pictures, like always, Ispeed is very wild, and katun is amasing !! what is better? katun or montu ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 iSpeed looks like a mad scientist fused together the best parts of Stealth, Piraten, and Maverick--no complaints about that. Why was the shooting part of Reset "pointless"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ^Personally I think the shooting part of well themed shooters really impairs my ability to see the actual theming. For example, at Alton Towers we decided to reride Dual without shooting and noticed so much more of the great ride. It looks like the Italian parks are great! Miss you guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imawesome1124 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 iSpeed and Katun sound like crack in coaster form. Too bad I'll probably never ride them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Shooting is never pointless, In fact, "It's a small world" should be a shooter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pure Impurity Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 ^I would suggest bazookas. EDIT: Mmmm... laser bazookas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatdaddy Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Something just occurred to me, am I correct in thinking that we did see Elissa eat a hotdog with the skin on, but did not see her eat McDonalds? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Six Flags Enthuseast Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 Shooting is never pointless, In fact, "It's a small world" should be a shooter. Quoted for ABSOLUTE TRUTH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
six flags jack Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Turning "It's a small world" into a shooter would be one of Disney's greatest investments ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted July 1, 2010 Share Posted July 1, 2010 Time for today's update...MOVIELAND PARK! Today TPR visits Movieland Park. One of the most awesomely screwed up parks in the world! Tomb Raider is one of the wettest top spins we've ever seen! (technically it's a Wakiki Wave super flip) There are TPR members in there somewhere. I love Italy!!! Everyone ready to get a very sad and pathetic kiddie credit? I have a feeling I know who's going to be first in line for that kiddie coaster!!! Sad and pathetic credit whores!!! The only two NOT sad and pathetic in the group! Ginny finally gets that all important #008 milestone! Congrats Ginny!!! The big coaster still had a bit of work left to go... Peter Pan and Batman - the perfect dynamic duo!!! Terminator 2 used to be a 3-D experience... ...but now they have add TWO EXTRA D to Terminator! The audience now gets to shoot back! Dukes of Hazzard...come do me Daisy! Piers says "Who needs Daisy when you can have Jack!" Ok fine...Piers can have Jack...I'll take Lara! The Hollywood Tower ride...somehow I feel I've seen this somewhere before! Awesome haunted walk through!!! Oh look! They have licensed Mary Poppins from Disney! It's a submarine simulator where they pretty much just dunk you under water. I'm not even kidding!!! Heh..."cooter" Magma is like the Rhino Rally of studio tours. You board one of these trucks and you swear you're ne'er going to make it back! The highlight of the Canevaworld resort is the Aqua Studios water park! There are three rides here that are in the "never in America" category. The first is Stukas. These body slides are giant and for some reason they seem a lot higher when you are at the top! Now onto Twin Peaks...also known as the ghetto master blaster. First you start by going down this simple looking drop... See...looks easy, right? But then...you appoach the hill of OMFG! ...and then OMFG AIRTIME!!! This right here was the most terrifying water park moment ever!!! Italian mayonnaise. Hi Tyler. Yummy! "Deal." Water jump sign for f**king Larry!!! See those two Fallopian tubes over there? They will kill you in the best way possible!!! OMFG!!! WTF!!! The ride is simple. Slide down the tube and fly off the cliff. Amazing! SKLOOSH! It's completely ridiculous!!! Here's the part where you bottom out right before cliff death!!!! OMFG!!!! Three girls - One tube. Blue spermy guys are still here. Movieland and Aqua Studios have grown a lot since our last visit. Amazing and totally f**cked up park!!! But in a very good way! Larry and beer. MOSQUITO COCK!!! RANDOM Piers photo!!! This one is called "Pretty Woman!" RANDOM PIERS PHOTO!!! This one is called "f**king Jager Bomb!" I'M A FAAAKING JOEY!!! TPR loves Terry!!! Everyone touch Piers!!! PENIS SMOKE!!! BEER PENIS!!! I THINK TO MUCH ABOUT IT!!!! SATAN!!!! BEER. JÄGER. IF I THINK ABOUT IT IT DOESNT WORK. ANAL!!!! CHEESE. SH1T. TOILET. BULB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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