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p. 201 - Iron Menace announced for 2024!

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This is one of the rare times I'll be rolling alone at a park, so I assume they're going to pair me up with some family that's suddenly going to hate their lives on the flume?

 

No. They don't pair people at Dorney. Not only is there nobody else to pair you with but it's not their policy anyway.

 

We always joked about forcing people to ride together on Thunder Creek Mountain. Believe it or not there were a few days during the 2015 season where we had to group on Demon Drop, but grouping isn't done on TCM because of the "crotch party" issue with that ride. Nobody wants a strangers knob on their back.

 

Crotch parties are mandatory at Great Adventure. They love a good crotch party.

Posted
This is one of the rare times I'll be rolling alone at a park, so I assume they're going to pair me up with some family that's suddenly going to hate their lives on the flume?

 

No. They don't pair people at Dorney. Not only is there nobody else to pair you with but it's not their policy anyway.

 

We always joked about forcing people to ride together on Thunder Creek Mountain. Believe it or not there were a few days during the 2015 season where we had to group on Demon Drop, but grouping isn't done on TCM because of the "crotch party" issue with that ride. Nobody wants a strangers knob on their back.

 

Crotch parties are mandatory at Great Adventure. They love a good crotch party.

My buddy and I had to group with an Amish family of four (?) on Great Adventures flume. Not a word was spoken for six minutes.

 

A ride on a flume alone actually sounds strangely relaxing though. I'm excited.

Posted
This is one of the rare times I'll be rolling alone at a park, so I assume they're going to pair me up with some family that's suddenly going to hate their lives on the flume?

 

No. They don't pair people at Dorney. Not only is there nobody else to pair you with but it's not their policy anyway.

 

We always joked about forcing people to ride together on Thunder Creek Mountain. Believe it or not there were a few days during the 2015 season where we had to group on Demon Drop, but grouping isn't done on TCM because of the "crotch party" issue with that ride. Nobody wants a strangers knob on their back.

 

Crotch parties are mandatory at Great Adventure. They love a good crotch party.

My buddy and I had to group with an Amish family of four (?) on Great Adventures flume. Not a word was spoken for six minutes.

 

A ride on a flume alone actually sounds strangely relaxing though. I'm excited.

 

As long as it's during the day it is relaxing. I took a solo ride on it after close once, it was just creepy. So quiet, so dark, empty train on steel force goes barrelling through the helix right as I passed it. It was just... weird and creepy.

Posted

At least at night teens exiting Hydra can't point and laugh at that weirdo riding the fume alone.

Posted
At least at night teens exiting Hydra can't point and laugh at that weirdo riding the fume alone.

Yeah, all four of them.

 

 

Dorney... where the guy riding Hydra alone can laugh at the guy riding the flume alone.

Posted
Update on the 2017 announcement: It will be on August 18tn according to the PR manager Caitlin.

 

 

I still think it's a 40 year old Troika...

Posted

I'm very intrigued that many of Cedar Fair's smaller parks (Valleyfair, Worlds of Fun, Dorney Park) all have announcements lined up soon. I can't help but think that all 3 of them are receiving something similar.

Posted
Update on the 2017 announcement: It will be on August 18tn according to the PR manager Caitlin.

 

 

I still think it's a 40 year old Troika...

 

What makes you think you're going to get a Troika? Those are for the "good parks"

Posted

The last time the park made an announcement this year was with snake pit. So I wonder if something 'big' is coming. Like a flat ride (even though Cedar Creek flyers were an end of November announcement) or water park expansion.

Posted

Well... Got to the park around 9:15 and finished everything by 11:30. I'll probably post a TR later on but I may as well have just gone to Great Adventure (or even better, gone way out my way to Kennywood again). On the bright side--dining plan Chickies and Petes is so much win.

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The best thing about Dorney

Posted
You're not gonna tell us all about your awkward flume ride?

No crotch parties this time so Ill scratch that off as a win.

 

So, yes I ride the flume alone. And I owned it.

 

Are you telling us you loudly sang "I am on a log flume" the entire ride?

Posted
You're not gonna tell us all about your awkward flume ride?

No crotch parties this time so Ill scratch that off as a win.

 

So, yes I ride the flume alone. And I owned it.

 

Are you telling us you loudly sang "I am on a log flume" the entire ride?

I strongly defer these allegations to a later time with my lawyer

 

Speaking of, two guys were being handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car right at the front gate as I left. What a time to be alive.

Posted
You're not gonna tell us all about your awkward flume ride?

No crotch parties this time so Ill scratch that off as a win.

 

So, yes I ride the flume alone. And I owned it.

 

Are you telling us you loudly sang "I am on a log flume" the entire ride?

I strongly defer these allegations to a later time with my lawyer

 

Speaking of, two guys were being handcuffed and put in the back of a cop car right at the front gate as I left. What a time to be alive.

Florida has left Sandusky.

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