Midgetman82 Posted February 7, 2014 Posted February 7, 2014 "It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say." -Jack Sparrow
arby Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 "It's not how fast you fly, it's how you fly fast"
SuperShawn Posted February 8, 2014 Posted February 8, 2014 "I can't go to Taco Bell. I'm on an all carb diet!"
Nrthwnd Posted February 11, 2014 Posted February 11, 2014 " You know how to whistle, don't you? You just put your lips together and...... blow." - Lauren Bacall "I'll have what she's having." - From "When Harry Met Sally" "I love food. If I don't love it, I don't swallow." - from "Ratatouille"
Nrthwnd Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Got a newer, more recent one. Actually, it's more under "Fave Movie Lyrics." But it's a good line, nonetheless. "That perfect girl is gone." - Frozen - Snow and Ice is all you need.
rcjp Posted February 12, 2014 Posted February 12, 2014 Pretty much every catchphrase Arnold Schwarzenegger says. This video sums it up nicely:
Seddy Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?" - Jack Nicholson as The Joker (Batman - 1989) "PAY ME MY MONEY... in cash... " Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr (Oceans Thirteen)
molemaster43 Posted February 13, 2014 Posted February 13, 2014 "I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark grey." - Will Arnett as 'Batman' - The Lego Movie
Ed Farmer Posted February 15, 2014 Posted February 15, 2014 I've seen this movie probably about a dozen times now (and this scene dozens more), but this entire scene will never get old. The lines/quotes are excellent enough, but the mannerisms with which they were delivered in knock them out of the park entirely.
Nrthwnd Posted May 20, 2014 Posted May 20, 2014 "Don't speak." "Bullets Over Broadway" by Woody Allen.
ArizonaGuy Posted May 21, 2014 Posted May 21, 2014 Karen-"If you're from Africa, why are you white?" Gretchen-"Oh My God Karen you can't just ask someone why they're white" -Mean Girls
molemaster43 Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 I just find this INCREDIBLY funny: Horrible compared to this:
Rollercoaster Rider Posted May 22, 2014 Posted May 22, 2014 Beyond the Valley of the Dolls "This is my Happening, And It Freaks Me Out" Oogieloves "Her Bunyan's are bothering her and she's gassy... She's got a broken wing and cataracts in both eyes... And she's lactose intolerant"
ArundelHigh Coasters Posted June 3, 2014 Posted June 3, 2014 "Why do you have tampons?" "Ugh...I get bad nose bleeds." "So you stick them up your nose?!?!" "...Yeah." - She's The Man "Oh my god.....he shit...everywhere. Oh my god. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! He shit all over the wall! There's shit all over my house! He shit everywhere!" - Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd.
scottiemon Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 Airplane: Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it? Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked? Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? Actually, you could probably just post the whole movie's script here!
rcjp Posted July 23, 2014 Posted July 23, 2014 ^That's an awesome movie! It manages to remain hilarious right until the end which many other comedies fail to to as the second half many times is nowhere near as fun as the first.
mdwarn01 Posted July 24, 2014 Posted July 24, 2014 Fat Amy: I'm going to finish him like a cheesecake!!!
Nrthwnd Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 "Well, that's what comes, from too much pills and liquor." Cabaret
BBH Posted July 26, 2014 Posted July 26, 2014 "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." -Ferris Bueller
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