jedimaster1227 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I was wondering how Robb and Elissa are able to meet many of the members on Theme Park Review in real life. Do you make specific trips to meet them, make side trips to meet them or just meet them by happenstance? ~Adam "the curious (and giddy to meet Robb and Elissa in person)" Roth~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Just stalk them. Worst case scenario, you can meet them in court Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 Just stalk them. Worst case scenario, you can meet them in court I'm hoping you are joking about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 I don't joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 I don't joke. What am I supposed to say to something like that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 It's actually pretty simple: 1. Fill out a meeting-request form. 2. Make sure the fill out the background check form, STD check, proof of insurance, liability waiver forms. 3. Take polaroids of yourself from every angle (nude, if female and hot). 4. A $200 Application Fee, $200 in cash, or write a $200 check to CASH* 5. Mail me the check. I will screen all applicants and send them to Robb and Elissa's personal assistant. She will decide if you are allowed to meet. (*Sorry, application fee non-refundable) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 ^Hey, whats you pay pal account? For those of them who dont have a checking account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 What am I supposed to say to something like that? You say "thanks"... duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 It's actually pretty simple: 1. Fill out a meeting-request form. 2. Make sure the fill out the background check form, STD check, proof of insurance, liability waiver forms. 3. Take polaroids of yourself from every angle (nude, if female and hot). 4. A $200 Application Fee, $200 in cash, or write a $200 check to CASH* 5. Mail me the check. I will screen all applicants and send them to Robb and Elissa's personal assistant. She will decide if you are allowed to meet. (*Sorry, application fee non-refundable) Nice joke! If this were actually real, the money might not be a problem but the nude female part for me wouldn't work considering that I am a guy and you probably don't want to see me in the nude (and hot probably wouldn't apply either). You say "thanks"... duh! Now I'm confused?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Did your parents never teach you manners? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 Did your parents never teach you manners? Yeah, they did. But I wasn't sure which statement I was thanking you for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ParkTrips Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 All of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted September 25, 2006 Author Share Posted September 25, 2006 All of them. Ok. Well, thanks for everything then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niiicolaaah Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 It's actually pretty simple: 1. Fill out a meeting-request form. 2. Make sure the fill out the background check form, STD check, proof of insurance, liability waiver forms. 3. Take polaroids of yourself from every angle (nude, if female and hot). 4. A $200 Application Fee, $200 in cash, or write a $200 check to CASH* 5. Mail me the check. I will screen all applicants and send them to Robb and Elissa's personal assistant. She will decide if you are allowed to meet. (*Sorry, application fee non-refundable) So, if we want to meet you, who do we send the check to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 you need to leave a trail of skinless hot dogs, plain pasta and Mickey D's and Elissa will find you. Any other food trails you leave will attract Robb to your doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterFanatic Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Be prepared to spend some cold hard cash! Money talks and BS walks. But seriously, have you ever thought of just going to one of their sexy parties. Free and open to all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercules Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 See Gmoney's avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jew Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 ^^^^Me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklingscribe Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 If you really want to meet them email Elissa and ask politely if you could meet up with her and Robb at a park next time they make a visit to Orlando. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disneyfan1313 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Since all the friggin hilarious replies have already been taken.. I will do the serious one To meet Robb and Elissa you can do a number of things... 1) Go to one of their publicly announced meets. Most of these do take place in California, but they do occasionally have them in Orlando as well. 2) Pure. Dumb. Luck. - This happens more than you realize! A surprisingly large number of people recognize Robb and Elissa while they just happen to be walking through a park either on an announced or unannounced trip. Heck, Stacey and I ran into them while we were both dining in one of the most random, out of the way, Indian restaurants in Orlando. If you do happen to see them, approach slowly and do not make any sudden movements. An offering of McDonalds or a large Rodent is appropriate if you would like to be able to speak 3) Go on one of the group trips! You are guaranteed a large amount of R&E time! You are in Orlando... do you work at one of the parks? You might see them some day while you are at work if that is the case! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pvcoasterguy Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 These replies are amazing... Seriously though, they're just normal people, unlike Paul Ruben (though why would you want to meet the 'my new #1' guy?) You may run into them... they host a lot of things (ex: TPR parties, TPR trips, TPR meets) so I guess you could go to a TPR function and then you'd probably be able to fufill your great stalker-ish desire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 If you do meet Robb and Elissa, make sure to film Elissa a lot with your videocamera. She likes that. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the sound Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 ^^^^Me! LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rollermonkey Posted September 27, 2006 Share Posted September 27, 2006 In my case, I moved to an out of the way coaster destination, credit whored my way around the country until I knew all the parks that they might visit if they ever came here. Then, when they did come, I broke into their hotel and kidnapped them and forced them to go to the nearest park with a Vekoma. Sadly, the crappy SLC was closed, so they escaped. The best part is that since they didn't know their way around the legal system, I got away before they could press charges! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted October 3, 2006 Share Posted October 3, 2006 Email Robb and tell him he can have sex with you if he agrees to meet. Then when you meet, distract him with food so you don't have to go through with it. Flawless plan, worked like a charm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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