Guy T. Koepp Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 So I had relatives in town. What better way to torture them, than to drag them on a trip to Seaworld San Diego and Legoland! First up, Seaworld! LET THE TORTURE BEGIN! Everyones like, "Yay! Shamu is great!" Jarett's like, "Meh, I'm hot and sticky." Stay tuned for Seaworld Pt. Deux Oh WOW! Looks like it turned Shamu on as well. Oh... ...wait... ...that's just the trainers leg. Sorry. I don't know why, but watching the hot trainer slide all over Shamu's belly realy turned me on. After the giant Killer Whale attack, we were entertained by the young Killer Shamu's and their trainers. After lunch with Shamu, we were escorted to our VIP seating area where we were savagely attacked by a giant Killer Whale. I only had time to snap off this picture as it was diving behind those LED screens. Hey kids, pay no attention to the 8000lb man eating Killer Whale that is swimming within arms reach of you. Heck, I'm told it's OK for you to go in the water. After all, you are a VIP. Yo playaz! Don't hate cuz we gots ourselves VIP passes for lunch with Shamu and special seating for tha show. Alana, why are you trying to feed January to the Man eating Dolphins? They're MAN EATING! Next up. Man eating Dolphins. Alana, why are you trying to feed January to the Man eating Sea rodent! It's MAN EATING! Man eating Sea rodents! Alana likes to think that the drive reminds her of me. I don't know why. Must be love. Anyway, Seaworld. First up... I don't know why, but the drive to San Diego always reminds me of Alana. As do the majority of our days start, we headed for the usual stop to get us going. Ahhhhhh! Ice blended cafe' Mocha. Not that overburned Starbucks S***! Here are the torture victims. Aunt Eli, and her fiance James, and Grandpa-O. Oh what fun we will have with them. This is my soon to be supermodel daughter, January Rose. She wasn't allowing me to photograph her yet as she was still in litigation with me over her royalties from the last TR. This is my awesome son Jarett. As you can see he really isn't awake yet. But when he is... ...bring the pain! As this was a family event, I brought my family. This is my smokin' hot ass wife, Alana. We kept in touch with Kim via Radio as she was not invited. As I am the official photographer and videographer for my family, I will be behind the camera for most of this TR. So here is my pre-emptive obligatory signature move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okinawaboy11 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Great TR! Wow, did you clone your son like they clone the Batman rides? He looks a lot like you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheStig Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Guy, your sons haircut KICKS ASS!!!! Nice PTR, is that new Shamu show any good? Colin C Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 You are just a silly person. Can't wait till the next part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 12, 2006 Author Share Posted July 12, 2006 ^^^Just good swimmers I guess. Strong DNA! ^^Jarett loves to get his Summer Mohawk, I will pass on the good word to him. Yes, the new Shamu show is realy well done. It's a great blend of Whale tricks with alot of cool storyline videos to distract you while there setting up the next stunt. ^Thanks Eric! I'm glad you enjoyed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennywood!007 Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 Umm where was KP?!?!?! Looks like you had some awesome fun. I hav't seen a Shamu Show since Sea World Ohio had them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgwfreak Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Where's the coaster whoring at? It can't be a TR on TPR without it! Nice TR so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golfie Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 The whole thing about the trainer's leg and mini killer Shamu made me DIE! That was great! Nice photo TR, Guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RRollergod Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Will your son go to the next polar dive thingy at Six Flags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meteornotes Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Guy = Entertainment! Looking forward to another installment... dt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Must.....have.......next....installment...... These make me laugh so hard. Even my wife giggeld at the Naked Gun references (she's a tough egg to crack sometimes). PS: Guy, Disney is looking for actors for a live Kim Possible down at Disney World!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 ^ So I've heard. If i go to that show I might just explode with joy! Part Deux will be this afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackskellington101 Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Nice TR Guy. Can't wait for more. Oh, on the Kim Possable Route, she's already down here, I believe, at Disney-MGM on the Streets of America. I think she tags with Lightning McQueen and Mater and the Power Rangers on that space. I remember seeing in on a Times Guide recently and thinking that you'd be high tailing it to FL for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 I'll be there this October! I'LL HAVE YOU KIM POSSIBLE! ALL TO MYSELF! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imhotep Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Have any of you that have been to Legoland seen Kevin Johnson the ventriloquist? Hes competing on that show Americas Got Talent, and I really hope he wins. Hes probably the best ventriloquist Ive ever seen! AGT is kind of a lamefest, but I watch it solely to see his act. -Im "kinda random, but just curious" hotep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaseyFish Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ^ yeah and did you know that the part where he does the whole godzilla tokyo routine is actually trademarked by another comedian and he is now being sued? And he is not that good. sorry. Great trip report! Can't wait to see more. Casey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imhotep Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Really?? which comedian?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaseyFish Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 ^can't remember which one, but he was here in reno on a radio station talking about it, he said he has been doing that bit for like 15 or so years.....so I just thought that was very interesting, but people steal stuff from comedians all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjaco Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I'll be there this October! I'LL HAVE YOU KIM POSSIBLE! ALL TO MYSELF! Guy, I'll be there the second week of October. Will I be informing her of your arrival, witnessing a Kim Possible/Guy love fest or, helping her through the enevitable loss of Guy love? Egh, that just sounded gross... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaos Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 I can't wait until the Legoland update. We'll finally have pictures of that new Pirate Shores thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 13, 2006 Author Share Posted July 13, 2006 Hold onto your undies, I am currently resizing all the photos of the Seaworld day. I only have short bursts to work on this, so I'll ask you to be patient. It'll be worth it! Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerekRx Posted July 13, 2006 Share Posted July 13, 2006 Wow, I may actually BE at Legoland before Guy gets around to posting pictures from there, and thats still over a month away! I guess some people are more technologically advanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 Alright! Alright! Here is Seaworld Pt Deux. As I am flying to Boston and spending the evening at Rye Playland tomorrow night. I will have time to work on Legoland Resizing on the plane. I should be posting those Pics tomorrow. Anyway... ...Seaworld Pt Deux! I leave you with one more fireworks shot. Wait, that's some disease infested bastard blowing his snot all over my camera. Eeeewww! Tomorrow Legoland! Woo Hoo! More fireworks. We had a great time at Seaworld. I often forget how much I realy enjoy this place, and how nice the Busch Co. keeps their parks. Right after the night time Shamu show theirs fireworks. An awesome sight in the cool night air. They realy should call it House of contagious desease. As it is fairly chilly in the evening when this show goes on and all the wet people walk out of the stadium sneezing on you. ...REALY FRICKIN' WET! It's real funny to watch the first 20 rows get soaking wet! Ha ha! After Dinner we were escorted to our House of Douse dry seats. You see, it's Shamu's house. He like to get his visitors... Oh my God! No! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Gurgle! Another stupid victim sacrificed to the Dolphin Gods. You think she would have learned. NO! GET AWAY! THEIR EATING ME ALIVE! AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! Next up was the Man eating dolphin show. I was so happy the didn't pick my kids to sacrifice to the Dolphin Gods. January says, "I give watching this ride a big wet O-tay!" YAY! Coastery Wet goodness! Jarett loved this ride. We tried to go again, but it went down for the day about an hour after we rode. Awwwww! See, I'm a big boy now! Woo Hoo! Finaly the coaster in this TR! Easy hounds! It's only Atlantis. Actually, I realy like this ride. More important. It was Jarett's first "Big Boy" coaster. Why do they have a sculpture commeorating the skinning of Manatees while they mate? If you know the answer to this question email Dan. Blah blah blah, Clyde. Blah, blah, blah, Seymore. Oh! the sea rodent was cool though. Yeah, it got worse! We left off with me standing hapilly infront of the Clyde and Seymore show. My God! This show blows. It couldn't get any worse unless it had a mime in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalDude Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Great TR - had a good snort at the comments! I can't wait until the Legoland update. We'll finally have pictures of that new Pirate Shores thing. Ya, that would be great -- (couchclickherecoughclickherecoughclickherecough* Gotta give the n00b some credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockwave Posted July 15, 2006 Share Posted July 15, 2006 Great photos Guy! I'll be heading out to Legoland Cali and Seaworld San Diego in the fall, so it's nice to know what to look out for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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