Wes

Suddenly this makes a lot more sense...

I just noticed something on Gregg's desktop. Does that say Bitch Control?!! Bitch Control?

^ MAINE.

That second picture....ahahahaha...I'm printing that out and putting it in my cubicle!

This applies at concerts too...DON'T BE THAT GUY! The person who wears a shirt of the park they are at. Don't wear a Disneyland shirt at Disneyland. Don't wear a Cedar Point shirt at Cedar Point. Of course, the best possible policy is to not own any amusement park related shirts at all.

- Don't hump any statues. - Don't hump any park employees. - Don't hump any walk around characters. - Don't hump any guests, especially children. Wait? What am I saying? HUMP everything.

All the gangsta's are gonna be riding this one..

I've seen the Disneyland Castle cruising around in a $70,000 Ferrari convertible trying to compensate.

She got hit by lightning and then vanished.

Ok so this one time I was at KBF and this dumb stupid little 5 year old says in the line for Xcelerator, "This coaster goes 100 miles an hour" and I turned around and laughed in his face and said "No, you little bitch, it only goes 82!!" And he said "No!" And then I shoved him. And then he shoved me back. Then I punched him really hard and just started wailing on him until his face was a bloody pulp. And I was like "What WHAT!" lol that was a fun day. btw i rode xceleator three times.

A time machine so I can go back six hours and tell myself not to wait.

Belle #2 - Because Gregg is funny. JohnSmith - Because Michael Jackson is funny. robbalvey - Because Elissa's boobs are funny.

Not because it's too intense, but Deja Vu makes me feel seriously uncomfortable (not the roughness). I think the vertical spikes just make me feel uneasy and I don't like riding it.

^ Yeah, the Frontierland angle is...well....there's a reason they call it the Happiest Place on Earth.

^^ So far, it hasn't occured again...though I am getting some of the errors that DenDen posted ^ above. Minor things, but the server itself is much much faster.

Just steal it like everyone else does. It's a good program to learn, knowing Photoshop really well is a very valuable skill!

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^^ They do have two wooden coasters, but a third wouldn't hurt...especially if it was an Intamin!

Two more, you can keep these out of the contest, I just did these cause I was bored.

Too bad BritBrit is preggers, cause I'm sure Uncle Hugh would pony up some cash for a photo spread. What about K Fed's awesome rap career? mms://kroq.wmod.llnwd.net/a168/o1/kbaudio/federline_raps_42905.asf

"16 people get off"

Because they're a bunch of talentless pretty boys created by a giant record company in order to cash in on the now fading "mall-punk" trend by targetting teens trying to act edgy, while creating music that is as banal and cliche as any standard pop act on the radio today.

^ "To" should be "Too".

^^ It's okay, people steal my ideas all the time! wes (tivo was my idea, dammit!)

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