Wes

Pimp My Ride.

I was going to color more in but then I got lazy. But I'm going to say it was an artistic choice, sort of like the girl in the red dress in "Schindler's List". Or something.

To copy Homer's wonderful Day Reports, here is a typical work day in the life of me. Fixed. I'm dumb. TEH INTERNETZ!!!!1! Now what?? Horay For ME! Pro Tools: It IS for PROFESSIONALS! In my cubicle, someone will invariably come up to me and ask me to fix something. Today I had to fix some audio. Drive 2 Work. w00t. I take a bunch of magical inhaled medication and then cough up lung junk into a cup. You wish you were as cool! Never as tired as when I'm waking up...

here is a picture of me from my graduation.

The Target by me has that too. It's awesome when it's working, which is about half the time.

For every Mario/Zelda, there are 300 shit games for NES we'll never remember. I had Tom Sawyer, the video game. Do any of you remember that? Probably not, because it sucked. My friend collects vintage NES games and every time I'm over at his apartment, he shows me some terrible random game like a guy on rollerblades killing frogs.

^ American Wi-Fi wes (though that would be a good name for a geek rock band...)

Hahahaha....I'm going to be like Yoda in that part of Empire when Luke is carrying him around on his back while training. Can I wear a jockey outfit?

Pepsi, though I'm craving it much much less than I was before. I've been drinking Coke from the can again...which means I'll probably switch over soon enough.

^ I weigh less than you (by a couple pounds). I win the damn piggy back ride.

^ I've only shunned McDonalds. I think it might also be due to the fact that the last thing I ate before I went into the hospital the last time was McDonalds. Not that the food caused me go to in, but I just associate being sick with that place. Taco Bell, Carls, Burger King, Wendy's, Del Taco, and In N Out all still get my money. Especially Taco Bell.

Why do you all think it won't re-open at all in its current location?

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I know it's probably cliche to say, but ever since I saw "Supersize Me" I haven't been able to eat there.

^^^ Some people have stamina issues that aren't related to what they consume. ^^ A Dive Machine wouldn't be a Dive Machine without a vertical drop.

How about a life-sized photograph of the Castle? Shouldn't be hard...4x6? Wallet Sized?

This is based solely off the book, not the movie(s).

The little black Sprite mascot is starting to piss me off. "SHOW EM MY MOTTO!!" DIEDIEDIEDIE

Puppet Show And Spinal Tap

Mr. Clean Magic Erasers are pretty much the greatest household cleaning item ever invented. If you have some sort of stain/dirt spot/anything you don't think you can clean, get a Magic Eraser and try it out. They get out most anything. I really don't know how they work. It basically just feels like a sponge. You wet it, wring it out, and then just gently rub over the area you need to clean. The important thing is to not scrub hard because that wears down the eraser really fast. Just gentle motions. It gets rid of soap scum, caked in dirt, fingerprints, crayon/sharpee. I really haven't had something it hasn't cleaned. Target had a sale recently, a pack of four for $2.50. I bought eight packs. I should do a cleaning supply thread. Magic Erasers + Mr Clean Magic Reach + Scrubbing Bubbles Wipes + Scrubbing Bubbles Toilet Pads = CLEAN BATHROOM. wes (cleaned the bathroom at midnite last night)

Someone needs to buy Elissa some Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.

I'll echo the vote for Derek's too. The only one that made me actually laugh.

This TR is so random. I love it. Post more bathroom pictures!