Wes

^ But Bitch Control is funnier. See Page 2 of this thread.

2000 Corrolla. Like OMG!!!!! THIS IS THE TRUE BEAUTY OF THE ROAD. I mean WOW. Look how amazing it is. Holy crap. The CD/MP3/iPod Compatible Stereo. Bitches best recognize.

^ Bitch Control is still there!

^ That's the first time I've seen XP look not ugly. Good job.

Yeah, how dare they try to make money? Think of the children. Also: http://half.ebay.com/cat/buy/prod.cgi?cpid=1092580357&pr=3382768

Pretty dumb, although it made up for it with "You stupid bitch."

I actually saw one in L.A. in February. They were from Alaska. I kind of wanted to run it over...in my Corolla. EDIT-PS: $2.19! Wouldn't it be nice if gas was that cheap now?!

Yes, happy birthday Eric! Have a great day and eat lots of sugar free junk food!

Damn, I've been so productive today! - Met with with the GF for lunch - Went to Target and Costco and restocked on cleaning supplies and toilet paper - Got some new shirts at Old Navy - Washed a load of clothes (and succesfully shrunk down the shirts I bought since they were too big) - Got my car's oil changed and washed. Also changed the registration tags and license plate frame. And cleaned out the trunk and back seat. - Cleaned my hallway, closet, kitchen stove (went through an entire magic eraser on that one), and bathroom - Mopped the bathroom floor Crap, I should have done a photo day report! This is the only time I'll ever do this much stuff. I'm surprised I haven't fallen over yet.

Why? :shock:

^ Would it kill you to click on one of the 5,000 links in this thread to see?! wes (how many times can i use the emoticon?)

So....it's a tupperware holder that spins? ... And I thought I was nuts for posting about Mr. Clean Magic Erasers.

"Oh hey, I found your cock ring."

Man Serpent is super creepy. :shock: Awesome pics, keep em' coming.

^ Link no work

Peppermint Patty is a lesbian, she'd totally destroy everyone.

^ There's a couple ways of going about this. The simplest thing to do is use TPR's built-in uploader. When you are writing a new post or reply in most of the forums (though Ask Alvey seems to be missing it), you should see this below the text entry area: Click "Choose File" and locate the image you want to upload on your computer. You can also add a comment like "This is me on this ride" or whatever. Then click "Add Attachment" and the image will upload. You can then repeat this process for multiple pictures. Once you are done, submit the post like you would any other and you are good to go.

Ew. Basically.

Radiohead

^ They are animated GIFs, which is a picture file that can have frames like a movie. Basically you will need Adobe Photoshop and Image Ready, as well as a working knowledge of both programs to make them.

Pepsi Max = Pepsi One

^ Did someone say Photoshop?

Dan also enjoys large movie files of animals doing wacky things (cats running into walls, dogs chasing their tails), so if you attach one, he'll probably be more inclined to look at your application.

Email Dan ( MrT0aD13@aol.com ) with a explanation of why you should be allowed to join SPO VIP. It's best to write out a lengthy essay style analysis with multiple bullet points and MLA formatting when necessary. Better yet, create a Powerpoint presentation with lots of slide transitions that outlines why you should be allowed in. Send it multiple times. Dan's not good about checking his email, so if you send it 3-4 times he'll know it's important.