Wes

^ Ok, I needed to add stuff to that picture. It needed a monocle.

Best thing ever.

Why does everyone feel the need to blame others for their problems? This is on both sides. Everyone just needs to calm down and live their lives and listen to Huey Lewis. That's the power of love.

E-Mail Dan: mrt0ad13@aol.com He can tell you all you need to know!

The park itself is very small. Don't make a trip to HK just for Disney, especially if you've been to another Disney park. Everything is basically a repeat attraction, so if you've been to WDW or DL within the past five years, you're not going to find anything unique. If you were planning on going to Hong Kong anyway, and Disneyland is just a sidetrip, I'd say go for it. But if HKDL is your destination, wait about five years til' they get some more original attractions in the place. Also, a new website for HKDL will be launching at the end of the month. There will be more complete and accurate information.

^ Is RatTums humping Sylvester?! Good job, Gregg.

I look like Adrien Brody? Anyway, I look stupid in both pictures I'm in. Thanks a lot Robb!

Updated with a better looking Rattums...and more blood.

I had to redo the source image cause I didn't save it out properly the first time. I wish there was a higher quality image of Rattums so he didn't look so washed out.

<-- Only thing I could think of right now.

Makes sense. It's funny that adding an extra guest to the Universal hotel is going to cost about as much as a night at one of the All-Stars. Thanks! Now I just have to find a good rate for The Royal Pacific.

Hey all, I'm planning out my big trip to Florida and I'm thinking of taking advantage of Universal Express system that they offer if you stay in one of their hotels. Question: If I stay at the hotel for one night, does UE work on both the day I check in AND check out? Also, there is going to be four people in our group. Do we all get to use UE? Thanks! Wes

"Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you."

^ Why aren't you posting that SFGADV should tear down Kingda Ka?

I thought they cancelled Gay Days?

Butters, easily. Especially when Paris Hilton dressed him up in the bear costume. "I'm a bad ol' bear!" And yes, the underpants gnomes rocked. And Scott Tenorman!

Seems lame. I hope it's better than Philly, cause that was one of the worst. *sigh* Why can't they all be like San Diego?

I thought this was going to be about a bunch of rich white people taking over the ride or something...imagine my dissapointment.

Oblivion gets you drunk WAY faster.

Read and post to this site, Westcoaster, and Something Awful. Stare at the clock. Make really bad photoshopped pictures.

I know I'm in the minority, but I'm not much of a fan. It's not that I don't find it funny, because there are certain bits that are really funny. It just seems to me that they try to hard to cram so many jokes into every episode, that nearly half of them fall flat on their face. It's like they play the law of averages, if they squeeze 200 jokes in an episode, people will laugh at 25. Robot Chicken does the same thing, and American Dad is even worse.

Oh god, there's so many. - There's some executive's secretary who sits maybe 15 feet away from me. Whenever she answers the phone, she yells out "Happy whateverdayitis!!!!!" Like today, she'd yell out "Happy Monday!!!!". Retarded. She also has this habit of answering the phone by saying "Wassupwaaaaaaasupppppppppp". She's incredibly loud too. So obnoxious. - The guys in the cubicle next to me talk about nothing but World of Warcraft and Star Wars all day long.

Night of Joy is the biggest gay day of the year. A bunch of dudes proclaiming their everlasting love for a bearded guy in a white robe and sandals...sounds gay to me!

Personally, I find gay people offensive. Thaty's why my church group and I have decided to do an in park protest. We are all getting matching red shirts with our groups name (Far Away, Gay!)...that's alot of words for a shirt, though. We might have to make it an acronym. Look for the red shirts that say F.A.G! on them.

^ YES! There's a sad lonely gap in on my DVD shelf that's been in need of an obscure british comedy television show for the past two, maybe even three months. CoasterFanatic better not steal away my prize!