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I bet it was something on Dave's iPod!

Loaded bacon cheese fries FTW. I don't know... it seems that DelGrosso's Sauce will have a hard time topping those things!

^^Dude, at least yours (OK, also half-my country) is expected. The U.S. pours enough money into their athletes like it's the Iraq War of sports! Meanwhile the Canadian government just seems to be VERY lackadaisical about their athletic support on the world stage. I sincerely hope it changes when the home crowd is expecting a lot more in 2010. Dan "Maybe we can follow China and recruit 13-year-old star hockey players! " Smith

Finally Canada's on the podium, with one of each medal to boot! ...Overall 25th place.

LMAO! "All blame and jeering shall be directed to the visiting Westerners!"

How will Emma Watson's stalkers cope now?

Holy crap, is that Jeff behind him? He looks the exact same! Maybe it's like terminal velocity... once you hit a certain rate, you just stop aging...

Theme Park Review: No Flags, More Girls, Less Gravy, All Fun!

Two years ago, I remember two people were accosted at the exit of Maxair for line-jumping (which I bore witness to), and they cut in line rather aggressively and intoxicated. Faster than you could say "Gemini trashcans" they were led out of the park.

This would never happen under the PMW government.

^Or "economy sustainer". (So, so sorry.) LOL, I saw this show the day before and heard the epic spiel and everything. From what I remember, it actually went, "Ever since there have been rocks and cliffs, there have been DIVERS." I only remember that because they didn't mention the water; divers like that are how we clean the gene pool and receive many hours of viral videos! "..In Canadian!" I'm still amazed this hasn't found its way onto all American menus yet... This photo TR has maximum kickassery built in. Great job!

Maybe I could listen to the Ohio Players and follow Natalie's lead regarding the emotional rollercoaster. (And I don't mean Behemoth.) 1. I have dual citizenship... I get to celebrate two Thanksgivings, why not a same-day holiday? 2. I envision a two-hour wait for snagging a raft in the waterpark...

^^In that case, hearing "YAY!" when the trims came on after the turnaround left me sexually confused. Behemoth Bash rocked, hands-down. (Or up. Whatever.)

One of the best moments of the trip was getting beaten up by Spinebuster, if only for the reactions. Lift Hill: "We're going to die, aren't we? Naah, probably not..." First Valley: "YES." Turnaround: "OK, that was doable I guess..." Helix: "OH SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS SON-OF-A..." Thanks for posting. You even managed to get a picture of me in there!

Nope, it's Shamuu... extra 'U' and all. Glad you got some Deerschwitz photos!

If you ever find out, make sure the information is shared with NONE of us. Oh, and death to the Jonas Brothers.

Basically you leave the ride with mulch and two bruised fruits... I actually found SkyRider (see: Togo Death Machine) at Canada's Wonderland better than Mantis, and I couldn't even stand up straight in the restraints on it!

Now I really wish I had went up with the rest of the walkback group and hadn't taken all my pictures from the non-lake side of Behemoth. Awesome times, Robb. Thanks again for what was unequivocally the best day I've ever had at a park!

OMG! That same protester was there in July 2006! It was, unfortunately, about a week before I got my first camera. "Supervise Children To Avoid Injury"... the heck with that! "Sacrifice Children To Distract Getaway" is more truthful!

Mmm... that's topical. Your post < your avatar/campaign. I could be your campaign manager; we could call random citizens at 3 a.m., ask for M and promise P+W in return!

^I rode it on a weekday in July two years ago, and they didn't have a single full train the entire day. (OK, so I stayed for 4 hours... that's like 3 hours of walking right there!) Each time I rode it that day, 13 IIRC, I was still thinking, "Why is this ride actually pretty awesome?" That Phoenix Twister (?) still scares the crap outta me; I'd get on StarFlyer only with a bit of encouragement.

It sounds more like one of the blocked sites than a proxy.

Bingo. I know Paul (Carnage) posted a photo TR... last year, maybe?... from Marineland where he coined the rather apt description.

LMAO, Matt. If I want to go back in time, I'd rather just call up Ryan and charter the Delorean! I'm still waiting for the other B/RF trip reports to see if anyone grabbed a photo of Deerschwitz.

Appliance Direct gets my vote as the best worst commercial on the airwaves. If you think of buying anywhere else, you are WAKKIE NU NU!!!