Homer

15/20 - The newer roller coaster questions stumped me, proving how burnt out I've been.

Can buttcheeks count as boobs?

I love Relay For Life events. Except our drag contest had a dude creepily dressed in Red Hat garb. Looked like a successful event. And for those pondering about doing a relay, just do it, its an awesome event.

I'm surprised this thread hasn't devolved into this yet; http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23345&highlight=holy+land+experience

Boats n Hoes, Boats n Hoes, gotta have me my Boats n Hoes. YARRR!

The birthday pin totally owns too, it got me free Powerade and a phone call from Goofy.

I'm saying Paul, he never gets enough votes.

Y'arr, boats and hoes on the 19th of Septembarrgh.

^Or your pro sports team can be cool and have free parking for vehicles with 4 or more passengers. The Tampa Bay Rays come to mind. Heck, why haven't parks adopted a 4 or more passengers a car get free parking thing? Just charge the people who don't carpool/not families?

^Kumba, rough? That's an oxymoron, ride Iron Wolf... now that's a ROUGH B&M. As for the paint, sad but that's why coasters in Florida should be painted darker colors since there's so much rain. Regardless, still my personal favorite coaster at the park. Meanwhile I have a question about the whole InBev thing. I highly doubt the park is going to be de-Busched and that Howl-O-Scream is going to be canned, I think everything is going to go as normal until BEC is spun off or *gulp* sold off to another company. Aside from that, great TR KC!

I'd get rid of obscenely expensive food. $3 for a 20 oz. bottle of Coke!? Then again, this is coming from me, who kinda was peeved when a bottle of Coke went up from $1 to $1.25.

I've really liked coasters since 2000, but my biggest gap of not riding a coaster would have to be 1 year between 2002 and 2003. Around then, I was getting burnt out of BGA since I literally went up there every week during the summer either by friends or summer camps. Then I went to Cedar Point in 2003 and it kind of resparked my enthusiasm. Since then, I haven't gone more than 9 months or so of not riding. My coaster enthusiasm is not as big as it once was, but I still like them.

Will this black hole suck us into another universe like in that episode of Futurama?

Its sad game shows consist of my daytime TV show watching most of the time. I enjoy watching Merv Griffin's Crosswords a lot, funnier if you fill in the 4 letter blanks with swears. Although I do need to look up the listings of when Millionaire is on. Deal or No Deal got really old really fast and I could care less if it became syndicated.

Well I guess a lot of straight guys buy those girl-on-girl videos to see girls not have sex. Guess they're wasting their money, huh? (Too bad I can't answer this question like I want to; may have to open my forum back up and tell it like it 'tis) Obviously this guy never saw the D'Yikes! episode of South Park... Scissor me timbers!

I had 2 TILF's in high school and I'll leave it at that. Sadly, Deborah LaFave wasn't one of them.

Crap, please stay away from the west coast, Ike might be the real big bad storm of 08.

Bob Dole says vote for Bob Dole... Bob Dole!

I kind of fear this too. I was at the park recently on a Saturday morning and I got most all of the credits done in 45 minutes. Lot was barely filled by 11:30 on a Saturday in the middle of summer. Then to add to that, their heavily touted "New for 08" attraction unfortunately missed a majority of the season. Although the water park has been fairly popular, PARC needs to step it up a little when it comes to additions. Then again, part of that blame could be pointed to Six Flags for rapidly expanding the park using up any expansion land. Flying Coaster's removal though should hopefully give some space for a solid, new addition.

Don't jinx me, I'm already dead! Tasteless forum humor aside, get well soon because I would never wish that upon anybody.

This is just like that MSN article that pops up every year with Astroworld listed in it. Cut and paste every year and have one new for 08 ride win an award. Same here, the only reason why I think it wins is because its ginormous (literally, 1/3 of the park is Nick Universe for those who haven't been there). Yet I didn't see the area have the one big feature I see in a kids area, one big giant net climb playground thing. I want to see this happen, vote PMW 08.

The dead says join me in Hades, Kraken. Not a conspiracy, your posting just gets annoying.

I'm not really bothered to download this. Mozilla is already satisfying enough as it is and a lot more stable. If anything, this feels like a Firefox clone with a Google twist, that's about it.

Hey, no problem with the pictures, I first thought "WTF?" about a slide with a wood structure. Didn't go to Coney's water park during the trip, but I didn't know it was once the tallest and longest slide. Wow, a lot of history. Now I kind of regret not riding it.

This ride reminds me a lot of Raven at Holiday World. Here's to hoping its equally as good, especially with GCI's magic touch, and deliver some kickass night rides.