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An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It’s fart football." A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes the old man farts again and says, "Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7." Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score." Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he shits the bed. The wife looks and says, "What was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides."

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one? If winners never quite, and quitters never when, then why do you quite while your ahead?

NO. Have you ever peed a little when you sneeze?

Oh how sad, it almost feels like my vacation is coming to an end

^^^Once you get started in addicting

your mom. who is your mom?

YES PLEaSE? Is that even a yes or no question?

Ya, not to stereo type anybody from Vallejo, i am only about a 10 min drive to Vallejo, so i might as well live in Vallejo.If you have never visited or been to Vallejo, there's a few words to describe there people, ghetto and lazy. Not everybody there is Ghetto and lazy, but if you grew up in the wrong "hood" or went to a few select schools in Vallejo, your one or the other.

Man, all these photos, videos and all your orlando trip reports are getting me more and more excited to move to Orlando, Yaaay 2012 hurry up and get here so i can move.

Probably not. Does the thought of inserting a potato into a naked mans anus turn you on more than the thought of Oprahs angry vag staring at you while you sleep? can i ask this kind or question?

You might be a coaster nerd if you dont get laid, because your a coaster nerd.

I cant wait for them to change soarins film all together, Frankly im tired of soarin over California, time to change it up and soar somewhere else

Best Interview by far was pro slide, dude it just crazy. Its seems like he would be able to just go on and on and on about his rides, very energetic i love it. Seems like he has a lot of passion for what he does. not so thrilled about B&M. Oh Alberto from Zamperella seems crazy too .

^^ Agreed, both are pretty massive wooden structures

Just seen knott"s on the Lipitor Commercial.

Quick credit question for you "Credit Whores". I got the deJaVu Credit at MM, Will it be a new credit when it is moved and renamed?

about the airtime. Since it has been redone and facing backwards i feel no airtime at all, i even leave my restraints really loose with lots of space. Its makes more since to me that you would loose airtime, when it was facing forwards and you where falling back it was more a free fall, nothing but sky above you, now it flipped and the ride is behind you you pushing you down the spike, no wear for you body to go up. Its all personal preference though. I still find the ride 300X times better. It is now a must ride every time I am at the park.

^^^ Agreed i may have to make the drive down from nor cal

Easy one, I would rather be fat and ugly and have a bombshell wife. Wait, I do Would you rather lick someone else's armpit or have someone else lick your armpit?

Because One Mistersippi, two Mistersippi, three Mistersippi, just did not work out. When was the last time you heard of someone going to the ATM Machine at 3am in the morning for something positive?

Some are funnier than the others. Have you ever watched a porno, wondering when the girls where going to get there in the movie and they never show up?

PIMP.

Right now skrillex- first of the year. If you have never heard it you should listen, even if you dont like the music watch the video, its crazy.

Yes, LOL, Sorry Log Jammer. Just Blowing some steam off Gets me all flusterd.

I am really tired of this OMG Log Jammer is going, wear are all going to miss it crap, wish they would have informed us about its closure...STFU, Nobody is going to miss Log Jammer, maybe the 15 percent of the public that visits the park, and that 15 percent ore probably the people on here crying a river. Be happy, there getting rid of an old run down ride and hopefully replacing it with something EPIC. Besides who goes to MM to ride the water rides? NOT THIS GUY. Plus I am tired of walking under the flume and getting dripped on, it makes the park look like crap.