dragoncoaster1292

"I just realized why this slide is all yellow..."

^^^Well, Guy, at least you're getting those credits!

My turn! Help! Smap

YEAH BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Personally, I don't mind radioactive material as much as drywall or that freakin' lentil soup! I like radioactive material!

Because they worship Sharpees. Muffins?

...found was just enough to make some "high class" repairs for the Psyclone tracks. They bought some drywall from Robb, who was still at the theatre watching Elissa chasing Vekoma around and bumping into Flashback and Freefall every once in a while, and stuck it onto the smoothest part of the ride (the lift hill) with some Robb-made lentil soup. After the SFMM show was over, Rob and Elissa went down to New Jersey to ride the brand new rollercoaster at a park called...

Maybe change mine to"The Dumbest Dinosaur Ever!" Thanks, Elissa!

^Do I sense a drawing coming?

Oh, man that REALLY sucks that you couldn't get those awesome credits! I really hope you end up in NYC sometime soon again so you can ride all of the amazing rides at Astroland and Deno's Wonderwheel Park *sheds a tear for Guy *

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Lentil soup? ...why?

Nightmare at Crack Axle Canyon

Yeah, that's kinda true.....

Man, these are so funny! I can't wait for #8!<---------| |------------------------------------------------------------| |-(Ooh yeah, I made a rhyme! Go me, go me!)

I know that the National Geographic channel is 162 on iO, and I can't wait for this thing!

^Fruit! 9/10

Robb's World of Donkey Porn and Egg White Recipes. --Robb "Good thing it wasn't taken, huh?" Alvey Because we all know those coaster enthusiasts are in need for recipes of egg white! It is a VERY good thing the name wasn't taken! I probably never would have ever found out that this site was a coaster nerd site, and probably would have never joined it! And yes, Twister II, we are all in desperate need of egg white recipes! DUH!

^Hey, those ideas rock! Well, I have the weapons for Robb and Elissa, number 1 being the least powerful, number 10 being the most powerful: TPR Character Weapons Default Characters: Robb: 1. Churro Sword 2. Fat Gun 3. Super Fat Gun (20 bottles of balsamic vinegar) 4. Super Churro Sword (30 Churros) 5. Donkey Rifle 6. Lipstick Camera-Pistol 7. Rabbit Burger Rampage (combo move with Elissa) 8. Donut Sniper 9. Ultra Donut Sniper (30 donuts) 10. Supreme Donut Sniper (Donut Factory) Elissa: 1. Plain Pasta Pistol 2. McDonalds McGun 3. Mozzarella Rifle (20 balls of mozzarella) 4. McDonalds McSniper (30 McDonalds burgers) 5. Intaminator 6. Credit Whore Psycobeam 7. Rabbit Burger Rampage (combo move with Robb) 8. Vekomanator 9. Super Mozzarella Rifle (30 balls of mozzarella) 10. Friendly Food Blaster (100 bowls of pasta) If anybody has any more suggestions for anything, please feel free to post them!

^Yeah, I have a ton of time on my hands, especially with my five-day weekend! I am now currently thinking up weapons for Robb and Elissa, and will probably post them later on in the day. I may also need suggestions for a few "secret characters". It would be great if any of you could help me out!

Hey, everyone! I got an idea for a TPR video game! Here it is! I think Robb's coaster vids should be made into video games! You would, at first, have only two playable characters, Robb and Elissa. You would have special powers, such as the deadly "Friendly Food Blast" or "The Churro Sword", which you could use to kill your enemies (such as line jumpers, mean and unruly ride ops, kids who won't help give you Credit Points, ect.). Credit Points are points you get for riding a roller coaster. The amount of points you get are measured by the airtime, the length, the speed, the height, the number of inversions, and the smoothness or roughness of the roller coaster. You would get points for good things, such as airtime and smoothness, and you would lose points for things such as roughness. You can collect things that you buy at the various shops around the parks you visit with your Credit Points, such as Advil, free Pepsi or Coke (these things will replentish your health), donuts, Churros, plain pasta, and McDonalds food (These will upgrade your weapons; for example, the Churro Sword would become the Super Churro Sword if you add a certain number of Churros to it). You beat a level when you get the maximum number of Credit Points in the park, which will rise for every level that you have. The simplest and easiest levels would be things like Scandia Fun Center and other small parks, usually with only one or two coasters. As you progress in the game, you will be going to harder, more well-known parks, Such as Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom or even, if you are VERY lucky or are VERY good at the game, Coney Island (the reason that it's lucky if you ever get there is because the Cyclone will give you the most Credit Points out of any other roller coaster in the game! Note: it is a secret level, that you will be randomly sent to when you have enough Credit Points.)! The hardest levels will be things such as Six Flags Magic Mountain or Cedar Point, because they are some of the most crowded, most coaster-filled places on the face of the planet! Oops! If forgot to mention bosses earlier! Usually bosses would be such as "Fat Line Jumper" or "Horrible Ride Op of Doom", or something similar to those. You will get amazing numbers of Credit Points for defeating them, but you will lose a lot of Credit Points for losing against them. The bosses are usually just ways for you to get the max number of Credit Points in the park, and they rarely get you enough to get you to the next level. In conclusion, the levels would coorespond to the version you are playing. For example, if you were playing Coaster Expedition Volume 6, you would be in such parks as Bon Bon Land, Liseberg, Tivoli Gardens, and Bobbejaanland. That, my fine people, is the Theme Park Review video game! Thank you for reading my ranting idea that I thought up on the spot and took me an hour to write! I will continually post updates on my ideas for the game. Thank you for your time!

EDIT: this has been moved to a new thread: TPR Video Game!

Now it's my turn Tatsu coaster thread Haiku errors reign supreme ARG! Six syllables!

Aww, there's no prize? Oh well, I wouldn't have gotten it anyway! I love the park, especially Italian Job. As some of you may remember from my long-dead posts on Van Pikeson Lake, I rarely have the patience to make a lot of themeing, nad I have never made anything as extravegant as these! I love it! Keep up the amazing work!

(ressurecting an old post) ^4/10 It's not original

^ Had a kind-of fat ex-wife. < NO. V Wants to eat a chocolate marshmallow while singing "My Fair Lady".