dragoncoaster1292

I'm so excited for the 4400 season premier this Sunday! Geesh!

...but never understood what amir just said. The Baron and the Sissy club began saying unusual ritual spells that included words such as "meat", "Churros" and "Invertigo" to summon the great Lord Clonemaster. The portal to the Clone World where Lord Clonemaster had been sentenced to exile for cloneing Top Thrill Dragster, but not an exact clone. (*cough* Kingda Ka*) The Lord Clonemaster climbed out, and said to the Baron, Albino Man, and the leader of the Sissy Club...

Yay! I love waffles! Donkey purists can kill me for this, but I like this better than donkeys!

...MegaUltraShocker Thingy, which he bought at the local mall. He pointed it at her, and yelled vengefully...

This is truly insulting. If that smoldering pile of monkey feces can win $100,000, then we should all be getting private jets and at least $4,000,000, 5,000,000 to people like zburns and kennywood for making such awesome parks. That sounds about fair to me. My eyes started tearing with sadness when I first saw this "coaster". I mean seriously, a Vekoma megalooper with 4 loops, only 1 corkscrew, and a barrel roll? Barrel rolls aren't even on Vekomas! And three lift hills on an adult roller coaster? That's not going to happen any time soon. That roller coaster is less real than Dolly Parton. Either that kid's crap coaster was the only entrant in the contest, or that he's the son of one of the big Hershey executives. Thank you for reading this rant about crappy coasters and kids who don't deserve the money that they get. Have a nice day.

Let's pretend that there's something witty there, and why don't you pretend to laugh?!

Super Flight

These are the best that I've heard! "Dude! I got stuck on the top Kinda Ka for like, a day and a half!" Wow, how many loops does that have?" (Pointing at a Windstorm coaster.) "No, I'm not going on that. It turns you around and sends you over a cliff!" (Referring to the water ride in Norway at Epcot) I've heard more, but I can't remember them!

...Robb and stuffed them into the miniature Tatsu train, and suddenly, the world became huge, or they became miniature, about the size of the Tatsu trains. They all looked around them at the huge people and the even huger roller coasters. Elissa said in awe...

Monkey If there was no muffins, would you die?

Not really, I'm just not a good RCDB searcher. Expedition Everest

...take it apart and put it in the air balloon that was right next to them. When all of the parts were inside the basket, they fired up the engine. But it wasn't fire that came out, it was...

Unknown

9/10 Peanut Butter Jelly time! The banana rocks!

...turned on the TV and watched Supercoasters on his TiVo. Outside of his house, a giant mechanical chicken was walking down the street to SFMM with a low, mechanical voice that bellowed... PS 400th post on my favorite topic! Woot!

I made a 53 inversion Vekoma megalooper once. I used the 8-car trainer to make it 500 feet high, and it looked like it was fast-forwarding whenever it went through the inversions. The intensity level was like, 55 or something! It was fun!

My favorites: "Aright, this is where the typhoon is heading, and THIS is where we are!" "You open Pyreenes or I'll shoot you with this here pistol!" "Gimmie some candy!" "SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!" "Is this an acceptable level of water?" "And this is where we go to get farted on." Of course, the Manhattan Express stuff: "They should pay me twelve bucks to ride this f****n thing!" "Why the f**k is that the smoothest part of the ride?!" "Holy anal sex sheep s**t f****n monkey bastard s**t! And all the random groanings of pain. especially the dive loop thing!

Original Wilde Maus

OMFG! Who ever thought that somebody could ever be killed by the Dog Fart Coaster? That sucks!

I did my homework!

Wow! BonBonLand is sick and rude and disgusting! I need to go there!

^It has been for the last week. I like French Canadian Acrobats, but Radioactive Waste was much better! Well, I guess my signature is obsolete!

All of the Law and Orders (especially SVU) The 4400 Joan of Arcadia (canceled! ) Iron Chef America, whoo yeah! \x/ (-.-) \x/ There are more, but I can't remember them.

Be sure to take pics of the coaster construction, because I want to see what it looks like and there are none on RCDB.

ncf, I think getting a custom member title takes away the hideous picture, because I've noticed that nobody with a custom member title has the picture above it.