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OMFG! That is a LOT of flooding! How is this going to affect the park itself? Does this happen often?

Zburns, every time somebody looks at this picture, God kills three kittens and ten rodents!

These are some funny phrases I have seen on my RCT2 parks: This soda from Urine Sample Inc. is really good value. Sex was great! I want to go on something more thrilling than Expedition GeForce... Help! I'm drowning! Russian Whore is really good value. I've been queueing for The DMV for ages!

...a Moulin Rouge DVD flew down from a biplane passing overhead, and hit Guy in the nuts. His legs buckled and he collapsed onto the ground, clutching his crotch and yelling, "WHY? WHY!?" Kim watched, helpless as he dragged himself around the concrete and bumping into random objects. Over 10000 miles away, watching this event, was a bottle of Bacardi Sweat, his girlfriend Sprite, and their love child...

I got one! Paper Mario fans, load your guns! Paper Elissa and the 1000 Year Credit Whore!

Update! October 20, 2005 Midsun has finally announced its new coaster after more than a month of speculation of what it was going to be around websites such as Screamscape and Theme Park Review:

Even though my computer is beyond repair and the only thing that actually works on it is RCT2, it seems as though Midsun Amusement will be getting a lot of expansion very quickly! September 15, 2005 You were heading to the park for a last visit before the school year began again, and you saw a large box and some wood lying around behind Big Shot, the drop tower. You took a picture with your handy camera: Woah! Gravity Group? What's kind of monster be here next May? Interesting. What could it be? You found that out later on Chaos. You were allowed to take your camera on the ride, and you took this picture...

^OMG Thank you, I'll try to do that now! EDIT: Damn, it didn't work! Maybe I did something wrong. I downloaded it onto my computer, and dragged the file onto a disk, and burned it. Tell me if I did anything wrong, because I REALLY want to get back onto the Internet on that computer.

WOAH! Now that would give a park some bad PR! That honestly sucks!

BIG HUGE UPDATE July 5, 2005 You are still at the mall, walking around and stopping at various shops. You look at your wrist watch. It's 1:30 already! You all rush out of Johnny Rockets where you were eating, and jump into your 1978 Mustang that you inherited from your grandfather. You throw the old machine into gear, pull out of your spot, and drive like hell to get there in time for the announcement. While you were cutting through the side-streets because of traffic on the highway, you saw a child chatting with his mother about last nights lottery results and holding a Midsun Amusement Park baloon. You don't think much of it as you drove down Scholar Road down to the highway. You pulled into your usual spot in the Midsun Amusement Park parking lot, and jolted out of the car. You put on your VIP tag, and sprint through the turnstile. You look at your watch. 1:57. Oh, God! Only three minutes. You look around, and see a VIP tent set up around the back of the Venician Carousel. You flash your necklace, and run to a chair with your name on it. A middle-aged woman walks up on a blue stage with the Midsun logo, a sun cut in half with a roller coaster circling around it, in the front. She walks up to the microphone. "Welcome VIP guests to Midsun Amusement Park. I am Lola Farrisburg, owner of this park," she said. "We have summoned you by special invitation to give you some exciting news about the parks future. You see, I am almost addicted to gambling, and I bought a lottery ticket yesterday. As some of your may know, the numbers were 11, 20, 24, 27, and 37. Well, my lottery ticket had all five of those numbers on them. I was the sole winner and I will be collecting my 84 million dollar sum soon. The reason I have called you here is becaus I am devoting all of that money to the expansion of this park. Thank you." You stare, speechless. 84 MILLON DOLLARS!? That's a lot of money!! You get out of your seat, and hobble back to your car, your lower jaw dragging behind you. All devoted to the expansion of the Midsun Amusement Park. Imagine what 84 million dollars would do for a second-rate park!

...the set for the play "RENT", which included a street on the East Village with a hole in the middle. She looked around, confused, when something came out of the hole in the middle of the stage. It was the amazing....

Awesome! Thanks for accepting me!

^I'm honestly sorry about that, but I have a feeling, since I tested the other day, that the Internet is beyond repair. The computer can't even find the EXE file for it, or anything else for that matter. On a lighter note... Update! July 5, 2005 You are sufing the web on your laptop at the mall, mostly on your favorite coaster sites, when your e-mail icon starts bouncing up and down on your IBook. You click on it, and find an e-mail from the Midsun Amusement Park VIP mailing list, inviting you to come down to the park today at 2 PM to find out some exciting news about the park, and asking you to answer back via e-mail. You answer it, saying that you will come, and wait anxiously for 2:00.

^Yeah! I can see that! "WHEEEEEEEE-clink clink- OH MY GOD! MY LAP BAR! -kaping-ping-ping- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *KABOOM CRUNCH* (imagine what's happening there yourself! )

I love all my friends and my family. this thread seriously> I love ORANGE SODA!!!!!!

June 23, 2005 You are a student at Midsun High School, sitting at your desk, waiting for that elusive bell to ring. You look up at the clock. 2:59. The whole class is silent. The second hand moves in slow motion past the 11 mark. 5 more seconds. 4.... 3.... 2.... 1.... SUMMER! The bell rings, and the whole class jumps out of their seats, grabs their bags, and runs out of the small school. Some head home to relax and get some well-earned sleep, some go with their friends to the mall or to the hangout at the Midsun Dump, but you and your friends are doing something completely different. You and your friends are going to Midsun Amusement Park, a small, second-rate park in the middle of the small suburban town, which is only a mile away from the high school. You all walk down the sidewalk until you get to the park entrance. You see the Boomerang peeking over the flat rides, the arcade building and Muffie's Diner, and the ferris wheel getting closer and closer. You finally reach the entrance, flash your season pass to your friend operating the turnstiles, and enter your home park. Like any coaster enthusiast super-geek, the first thing you do is whip out your digital camera, and take a few pictures of the park: As you leave the park, you realize what kind of town you live in. Full of hippies and seniors. It also seems like the elementary school is here for an end-of-school party. The awesome kiddie coaster, Logger's Revenge, with some great themeing. On the way to the kiddie section of the park, you stopped for a delicious chilli dog at Muffie's. The "big" coaster at Midsun, Boomerang. You've ridden this thing over 50 times, and have the brain damage to prove it!

Wasn't expecting that! That's very sad!

Okay, here we go: I was at a playground when I was about 8 and was on the swings. I was going high and I thought, "Hey, I bet if I go high enough, I can fly!" So I pumped harder and harder until I got to vertical. I slipped myself off the swing, and I saw myself sailing through the air - right into the gravel. I had gravel indent marks on my face for weeks! I am still a little scared to jump off a swing! I also ran really fast into my bathroom, tripped, and hit my head on the edge of a sink. I got stitches. I was a stupid kid!

OMG! It's so bad that I think these are hilarious! How about this one? Greek Bike Crash 2!

I apologize for the triple post but... Media Day! A select few people were allowed into the new section of the park to ride Vortex a day early. A fan and VIP member, Thomas A. Johansen, wrote a review on Theme Park Critic: You also got a few pictures of the event, and here they are!: With a special lens on your camera, you looked clear through the wall of the Vortex building and saw the coaster without scenery! Cool camera, huh? Some detail of the queue later in the day on Big Shot, the S&S drop ride. Ealy in the day it was rainy, but later it cleared up, not that it matters for an indoor coaster!

^Amen!

Announcement! The folks at ZWA have decided to announce the new roller coaster early for unsaid reasons. The new roller coaster is called Vortex, a B&M Twister coaster which will be enclosed in a building to enhance the theme of the ride, which is space. They have been putting up signs all over the park, and one of these posters has even been plastered to the back of a Corkscrew seat!: Vortex sure sounds interesting! Can't wait for the end of construction and opening day!

^I know how to do that, but my camera is the only way I'll be able to put them online, because my Internet doesn't work on my Windows and it can't burn disks. Is that confusing, cause it might be. Anyway: Update! Guests have been reporting seeing the top of a crane above the trees. Some of the guests have even tried to sneak past the security guards! You managed to succeed in getting past the small gap between Chaos and the ticket stand (because the kid working the stand wasn't paying attention as rock music blared from his iPod headphones), and managed to take one picture of the construction before the kid wised up to your plan and called security. As the security guards were pulling you away, you managed to snap one more picture of something on the very side. here they are: ...this is the other picture you took. Looks like a B&M. Or could it be something else? This is the picture of the crane, and what seems like a wall and either foundation or supports. Most likely supports, because...

BOOM! Everything exploded!

Good news! No, I didn't get the Internet fixed. but I got a tripod, so the pictures will be much clearer now.