dragoncoaster1292

I was about to post this thread when I saw this. Thank you everyone! I'm going there this August, and, without knowing it, you gave me more advice about the what-to-do's at Knoebels then I'll ever need! I am very happy now! Woo! For some apparent reason, that really pumped me up! Does that mean that I am a true coaster nerd?

Well, it seems that we have gotten my Windows fixed, at least the games, and I can begin to post more of my parks on TPR without killing both my computers. But, I can't take actual screenshots beacuse I won't be able to upload them because the Internet ins't fixed, so the images will probably be very blurry because I am using my digital camera. Here we go, the first park in the Zuckerson chain!: To top it off, a very blurry overview. The ever popular Corkscrew roller coaster, with Cedar Point-style "corkscrews over the midway". The Zuckerson Ticket Wall and other rides. A slightly blurry pic of the entrance and a few of the rides, like the popular Chaos ride.

Ooh! I likey! Great park, can't wait for V2. (Oh, and the reason I overreact, I'm guessing, is because I am very excitable from the end of school, and I do tend to overreact very easily. )

^Way to slow down my computer!

I KNOW! OH MY GOD!!! Anyway..... Sports suck! Jesus, if I get yelled at ONE MORE TIME by that jerk Doug for missing a freakin catch that wouldn't even effect the way the damn game turned out, I will have to stalk and brutally beat him in an alley in the middle of the East Village! I hate when people get so controlling over how the game is played, they set up their own plays, make their own batting orders, and give all the instructions of how to play, when they are obviously not the leader of the team! Another thing is that the batting order that I mentioned before is all a popularity contest! This is the typical batting order: 1st.The dictator who makes the order 2nd. His best friend 3rd. His second best friend 4th. His second best friend's best friend 5th-10th. Other friends of the dictator 11th. Relief pitcher who sucks at batting but is still a friend of the dictator 12th. Regular pitcher who has the batting skills, but is not a friend of the dictator, and never gets up and is always ignored by the dictator! (ME!) ARGGGGGGGG!

*headbang* *headbang* Dude, that song f***ing ROCKS! I'm not a huge fan of heavy metal (excluding Slipknot and Trivium), but that may just change my mind about bands like you! Awesome drumming, by the way!

Woah! Awesome! I really like the dueling floorlesses, although they do need more themeing. Anyway, awesome park, and can't wait for more.

...shot all the Mounties because....

Right! I'll remember that! Well, I guess it will have to be done by region now, cause I don't want to die!

OK, I just got the idea of a "Favorite Park" thread for all 50 states, starting with Pennsylvania, for no apparent reason. There is a pole at the top to answer, and if you have any other choices, click "Other" and tell us what it is!

...but then back to france... (I was the one that provoked Robb to post this!)

^AMEN!

I have only one thing to say... WTF!?

(Just because I didn't post here when I first joined...) Hey everyone. I'm new here. Great site, I love the coaster videos! I've been a lurker on this site since May 2005, and I finally joined today! Rodents rule!

Love: The "whirr" sound of a train going through a loop. Hate: The "SCREEEEECH" of a woodie's brakes.

Revolution's loop, baby! The only rason this is my favorite is because you can freakin CLIMB in it! See?

Last year at SFGadv, I was walking under the cobra roll of Medusa, and I see something falling out of the train during the first part of the inversion. A split second later, I hear this kid screaming hysterically in a really squeaky voice, "AAAAAAAAAAAH! MY CELL PHONE! MY CELL PHONE!" over and over. I was laughing all the way through the ride.

...as the fart cloud moved towards France (muahahaha!)....

^ Just exploded < Has no tape on hand (sorry) V Just ate a hot dog and is regurgitating it right now!

...everyone gets stabbed by the horribly sharp heels on the stilletos. Meanwhile, the members of ABBA were tearfully burying the Deeply Tannd Alino Man in Brooklyn Cemetary. As the white coffin was being lowered into the six foot hole, Robb, Elissa, and the Man With No Eyes appeared behind them. The Man With No Eyes looked around, and said in confusion...

...."GWARRRRRRRAH!" and ran out of hiding in the Forest of the Burning White Castle. She arrived at the police station, and saw Robb sitting next to Jerry Orbach, George W. Bush, and the Man With No Eyes. Robb looked up, and saw ElissaTums there. "Bail me out!" he yelled, holding his video camera, the Tatsu POV flashing on the screen to some song from the Rent soundtrack. ElissaTums growled as Jerry kicked the prison door down, and ran out of the building, waving a tin cup around wildlly and yelling "Law and Order! Law and Order!" Suddenly, when the authorities were running out of the building chasing Jerry, the Man With No Eyes dissapeared, along with Robb and ElissaTums, leaving George alone in an open cell. As the world of reality began slipping away on a plexiglass TV screen, Robb yelled...

MYST

(I will not let my favorite thread die!) ...ate the ABBAlbino, who turned out to be quite the pop group in Finland! Not Dead Elissa began growing fangs and wings and a furry exterior, with a stubby tail. She had completed metamorphasis, which had been going on ever since she had been abducted from her bedroom when she was four years old by aliens, and was fully turned into the Not Dead ElissaTums Beast! Robb stared in horror. "Oh my God!" he yelled. "White Castle food sucks!" ElissaTums ran off into the darkness of a random wooded area that had sprang up out of nowhere behind the burning White Castle. The aliens were watching this in approval, and spoke to eachother in a foriegn tongue in approval. The leader, named WalMart, said...

^ I agree with all of those, but I must add another on. Warning: Some may find this offensive. Are you ready? 5 4 3 2 1 OPRAH!!!!! I hate her SOOO much! I don't know why, but every little trait about her, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl (yes, stolen from Wicked, which I saw yesterday and LOVED). GAAAAH!

Yo momma is so fat that she took up all the Big Boy seats at Drayton Manor!