^ Just get in the gym for 8 hours a day training on the treadmill at top speed. That way when you visit again you'll be through the front gate like a bullet towards the coaster!
Oh you have no idea...
Anyway let me be the first of like 100 people to answer this with the same thing. Yes!!! Cinnamon Bread from the grist mill (the building with the water wheel). It'll change your life... not just by taking a few years off of it (which it will) but by being the most delicious amusement park food in existence anywhere.
Also make sure you get a fresh funnel cake. Not a plain one, either. Those are boring. Get one of the diabetes-guaranteed models. Thank me later.
Yeah, but let's be honest. That monorail is hardly a means of transportation. It doesn't even stop for DCA. It's convenient if you don't want to walk the 5 minutes from the Downtown Disney station to the main Disneyland entrance, but I've always considered it to be a piece of history rather than a transport option.
Are you referring to Hulk or Kong? Either one would make you certifiably insane, of course. Hulk is just reopening as the same ride and Kong is an extended version of a six year old ride. Lightning Rod is, IMHO, easily the winner here.
Valravn, though? Yeah, Uni's definitely the winner.
^ Dude, I don't know why you've got this vendetta against Chance, but holy crap. What happened in the past two years? Did the owners of the company kidnap and murder your family?
^ Why does everyone get so concerned with there being "no trains yet" on new/refurb coasters? There's absolutely zero reason for a train to be on-site until trackwork is complete, anyway.
^ Parc Asterix has some of the most inefficient and disorganized operations I have ever witnessed. You should have seen them trying to figure out the FOL pass at Tonnerre De Zeus.
Seems that Lightning Rod made people paranoid, haha.
I'm sure it'll be open on time. If not, well, guess you'll just be stuck with The Raven, The Voyage, and Thunderbird. Woe is you.
^ Now that's pretty. Unfortunately the POV is pretty poor what with the vertical video and choppiness, but it still gives a good idea of what weirdness is going to happen. Seems to have a lot of subtle extra twists and oddly-timed transitions, but in a good way. Can't wait to ride in a few months!
^ Sounds pretty friggin' awesome! Though I must voice my disappointment that there's not a Hunger Games attraction where you get to hunt and kill other park guests. Missed opportunity there, guys.