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KBrylczyk

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  1. I'm all for the refresh, let's get that out of the way. The name, though, is bad and boring. Tiana's Creole Catastrophe Tiana's Cajun Chaos Frogger In The Bayou Jazz RazMatazz Splishy Splashy Jazzy Snazzy All of these are better options. Tiana's Bayou Adventure is snore-inducing.
  2. They must be bleeding like a stuck pig to be offloading assets like this.
  3. Get back to me in a few short years. I absolutely LOVE saying I told you so to people.
  4. Sir, this is Magic Mountain. What are "flat rides?"
  5. The article clearly states who they sold to. It isn't Six Flags, it's a massive organization that is best known for Amazon warehouses.
  6. I can't speak for Magic Mountain but Great Adventure's JL last December was quite dim.
  7. Unlike the poor mechanics and artists working to refurbish the SFSTL Carousel.
  8. I don't seriously think this ride is going to happen in any way, shape, or form. With that out of the way, I'm going to laugh my ass off and probably hyperventilate when Knott's announces a giga but it's just a different layout.
  9. I'm not sure how accurate this is, but I saw someone say that it's not the first time that's happened. They designed the vent the crumple like that for this exact reason. There's a huge air bag just below the wall there, too. The animatronic was back in action the following day.
  10. Anyone who enjoyed that vid should definitely check out Tom's channel. He's consistently one of the most engaging and informative youtubers out there and he covers a ton of interesting stuff.
  11. Enthusiasts like exotic anal beads, ok? Don't kink shame.
  12. If it's anything like Halloween Kills then it'll be a match made in hot horseshit. Seriously, how was Halloween 2018 so damn good but Halloween Kills one of the worst flicks in recent years?
  13. Honestly this is only a reason to take the bus from Pigeon Forge. It's fifty cents and drops you directly in front of the ticket gates.
  14. Can we all just agree that building a new park in the desert states of the American Southwest is an incredibly short-sighted and financially irresponsible move? Lake Mead is at it's lowest level in history with no sign of stopping anytime soon. They're going to start enforcing water restrictions for all states that rely on the Colorado River in the very near future. The fed gave the states until August 14th, 2022 to create a new plan that will reduce consumption by 2-4 million acre-feet per year starting in 2023. Annual consumption is 7 million. Do the math. Edit - Hot pot of coffee! A source! https://www.reviewjournal.com/local/local-las-vegas/feds-lake-mead-could-become-useless-without-major-water-use-cuts-2593912/
  15. That hill is prior to the flat helix. It's gonna hit that thing coming out of the "wild banked turn" AKA the, you know, turn.
  16. Best ride in the park for sheer terror, IMO. I'm usually fine with heights but I had an edge seat and Supes launched up the tower at the same time we were reaching the top. White knuckle terror with that shaking.
  17. It's an indoor Round-Up with lighting effects, music, and a ton of fog. Basically the same gimmicks every indoor flat ride uses but Dark Raver does it very right. IMO it's better than Cyclone Sam's because I can't stand Wipeouts, let alone one with sensory deprivation. Trabants I have no problem with but Wipeouts are my kryptonite.
  18. Dark Raver at Fort Fun would like a word.
  19. Fiesta Texas is in California? News to me.
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