KBrylczyk

It's a clue. Flaming Dragster.

Looks a bit more detailed than the one in Storybook Land Canals.

I'm a bit out of the loop, but did they announce when the announcement will be? Maybe they moved the webcam back because there's no secrets soon. Personally I'm still hoping for a new tire-drive octuple launch.

There's a joke in here about Lightning Rod PTSD but I'm not finding it currently.

We can now get vengeance at Kennywood, Dorney, and Hershey. PA doesn't let go of grudges, eh?

Oh thank christ, SpongeBob StorePants is still open. I nearly had a heart attack.

Alright, that looks pretty dang funky.

They're allowed to exit upon a negative test. Seems like the overwhelming majority will be let out very soon if not already. I can think of worse places to get stuck.

We just rode the train in mid-September and nothing seemed out of whack or dangerous. The ride was smooth, no large bumps that I can recall nor were there any strange sounds aside from the usual train wheel sounds. Speaking of, the fact that someone had to clarify the wheels were silver rather than black rubber? C'mon, train wheels aren't rubber. Steel on steel, the tracks drive the train. I guess they're gonna have to remove the joke about the crashed locomotive now, haha. Either that or own this incident and give a quick modern re-write! When in doubt, double down!

Clearly you've never been to Great Adventure in August. The Brooklyn Italians like to, uh, show off.

We're really setting that bar six feet under to begin with, eh?

Coming soon to Orlando, SkyVue 2.0!!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyvue

Be sure to update your life insurance policy before visiting. I mean that in the best possible way, both this park and the waterpark next door are two of the most memorable places I've been,

Only Movieland could take a friggin' Gravitron and turn it into a memorable dark ride.

Haunted Mine Drop 2.0

Life imitates art.

Live footage of Six Flags Corporate Offices...

This looks like a seriously wicked ride, I'm excited to hear more about it.

Alright, so I'm not a business major but I do have plenty of life experience as well as a pretty strong background in ticket sales for events. If Six Flags were to drop admission to like $20 for one day the parks would be absolutely inundated with customers. A theater I used to work for sold tickets for anywhere from $50-$100 and we were averaging 150 seats sold per show. We did a one-week promo for $15 tickets and we sold out of every performance offering that deal within 48 hours. Unfortunately for everyone, though, the bean counters at practically every major leisure option break it down to profit per head. They'd rather see one person pay $150 than ten people pay $15. What they don't take into account is the fact that the one person who already spent $150 has no desire to spend any more money while the ten people who paid $15 have a decent amount of fun money left over to purchase food, drinks, and souvenirs.

Maybe corporate is banking on the park burning to the ground with the rest of California and then taking the insurance money for bonuses.

Clearly they're adding a Mosasaurus roll.

Alright, I'll be that guy. RMC it! Edit -For clarity's sake, I'm not serious, but someone has to say it.