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HA! i didn't sign up for the honors english class, so i don't have to read this summer. SCORE!

no need to be jelous i know, i was the cutest baby ever

yo mamma's so fat, they baptized her at sea world

i like tatsu's restraints, as well as superman: the escapes.

magic mountain- 30 minutes universal studios- 45 minutes disneyland- 2 hours

mony mony - billy idol

dove for a penny in tatsu's station and tripped, yesterday

woooo, i've been reunited with my loony toon homies

Actually, you need a pair of Oakley sunglasses. www.oakley.com go get some, NOW Dennis, does that apply to me too? Because i just got back from buying myself some aviators... I'm sorry... Aww, I despise aviators. Despite that, I forgive you. if your getting aviators, don't get expensive ones. they were a fad in the 70's and they are a fad now. i'll give 'em a year before they lose their novelty. they are exactly like the trucker hat fad. now telling from your inital cheek structure, i would reccommend the electric G-5's like what i have. but if you like think rimmed sunglasses, i can't help you mutch in that department. anyways, back on topic, here's a pic i got at magic mountain from a few weeks ago. me and johnnie in line for TATSU!

surviving christmas

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=623441204&n=2&Mytoken=F95989F5-10EE-62DA-F0C4106856E0F03C10083074 BEST VID EVER MADE! and i must have seen this video 100 times in a row, its hilarious http://albinoblacksheep.com/video/wheee

what....the....F*CK?!?!?!? this must be, hands down, the most disturbing commercial...EVER!

we bought a new boat, its made for like, wake boarding. its supposed to be pretty nice. malibu

single handedly the dirtiest song ever made. "gimme that nut- NWA, Easy E"

revolution, my first loop was the first loop

i wanted to see that, and me and tyler ran from roaring rapids to try to make it to it, and we were too late.

when i was on goldrusher and tyler stood up, and accidentally hit his nuckles on superman.

dane cook, i can't stand him. as well as greg geraldo.

ok, if anyone TRULEY knows me, the list is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay to long to write down. here's a sample: -broke my arm when i was 8 attempting to fly -i have ran into more plate glass doors than i can list, once i hit the door, got up, and ran into it again -tried to skate board on top of a wheeled vacuum -thought a jelly fish was a plasic bag, and kicked it -broke my nose attempting to do a double-back flip on a trampoline -climbed down a ladder head first -tried to walk on top of a pool cover -attempted to bit my own ear -tripped over a wire running at full sprint -the list goes on and on

QUIZZNO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would choose quizzno's over subway any day, any time, anywhere.

^^^ my sunglasses are way cooler...all 15 of them*bing*

-jim gaffigan -meagan mooney -elen degeneres and i HATE dane cook. he's not funny, he's a fad. he's an annoying myspace whore who thinks he has talent.

high tide or low tise (bob marley) - ben harper & jack johnson

OMG! the reff for US-Italy was the biggest idiot EVER!

=( If you're gonna play the game, boy, you gotta learn to play it right! Anyway. Kill Bill... "Revenge is never a straight line. It's a forest, And like a forest it's easy to lose your way... to get lost... to forget where you came in." Next: Fargo ooh, its a game. lol. oops ...........and did you just call me boy?*raises eyebrow*