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Oh, well excuse me for my ignorance. Looking across the internet, it appears that it's mostly a travelling carnival kind of thing.

At first I was like, omg, a spinning coaster WITH A LOOP! But no. This looks incredibly twisty, even for a spinning coaster. Cool cars, too.

What rides are unique to Astroland? If they boot the Parachute Drop...

It's good that you people are working to make it better! Hopefully it has vastly improved from the craphole it once was.

I love Magic Eye pictures. OH GOD I CAN SEE FOREVER!

Lots of twists and turns on this one. Go straight into the simulator and ride it without poking around and finding out what goes on in it beforehand, there's a couple pieces I like in there that work best as elements of surprise. Bronco! Bronoc.nltrack File! Whee!

Ha, that's actually a pretty good fair.

I just call an inversion as whenever my body is upside-down. Boomerangs have six inversions because I go upside-down six times.

Is that an ice maze by the hotel?

Monsters Inc "They talk like they're conspiring to conspire." Same actor: "The chair broke!"

THINK OF THE SUNFISH

Ok, corollary: the better the photos, the better the memories. If you snap a thousand photos of the Hard Rock Cafe you probably wouldn't have a reason to go back. If you could remember every single thing about a movie would you want to watch it again? Just remember to think about your photographs.

A clone of Batman: The Ride here in Fresno would be welcome. Hey, we're a small people, we don't expect much.

Next, on All My Children...

Too bad you're not doing the big island, there's some absolutely gorgeous places there. Lava tunnels are neat-o!. Granted, I went when I was six, and I'm pretty sure that most of Hawaii is pretty similar. Protip! The more photos you take, the fewer memories you have.

I love that site. "The longer you wait, the longer your pubes get" I may just have to try it some time. My chest hair is out of control!.

Good luck with the weight loss. And have fun when she starts teething. "Here you go, lunchtimeOHGOD"

Oh my God they could have gotten hungry!

They took it down almost a year ago, but the asphalt is new to me... A real tragedy...Wet 'n' Wild was so good.

Welcome to the Shopping Game! You pick up your items and head to the checkout. In front of you is an old lady. INVENTORY: -Baguette -Celery -Wedge of cheese OLD LADY'S INVENTORY -Tic-Tacs The old lady takes out a checkbook and slowly begins to write in it. Time passes. You become angry. Choose a weapon: 1) Baguette 2) Celery 3) Wedge of cheese You have selected option 3 Inventory: -Baguette -Celery -Dented wedge of cheese -Old dead lady Sometimes, I swear...

Ok, here's the challenge: Draw a cat in MSPaint and show us. The catch: Draw it with your eyes closed. The result: Hilarity! What the hell? What. It looks like a dinosaur.

I couldn't find anything, but

In all seriousness, I was brought up athiest by a chemist and a palentologist. My mother things religion is silly and/or crazy and my father, while well-versed on the Bible (every Christmas he tells us the story of Christ, and Easter, and so on), is also pretty anti-religion. I'm more just sort of "spiritual" (read: I obsessively eat my M&M's in clusters of four). --- Fun section! I'm from the Church of Scientology and I believe the world was shat out of Tom Cruise's heiney. Apparently, this also applies to many other religions: Eat it or go to H-E-double-hockey-sticks!

I like to do the suicide when they have a soda machine at restaurants, and just mix it all together.

Watch as she grows up hating theme parks.