Theme Park Review

Another game I found. Start with a wish, and the next user adds a twist to the wish to make it backfire.

Example:
"I wish I had a million dollars."
"Granted, but that's before taxes."
And so forth.

I wish I could go to The Moon.

Granted, But you'll be there for a thousand years!

I wish I could could go on vacation tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to go to Somalia.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly north.

I wish I could go to every amusement park in the world.

But this is not counting theme parks, So no Tokyo Disneysea.

I wish I could have an elevator in my house.

It was built by Intamin so it is always down.

I wish I had all known super powers.

Granted, but you have little to no control over them.

I wish I could own an amusement park.

Granted, but the stock markets crash and the park closes within a month of opening

I wish for no more wars

Granted, but the war-ending war is a nuclear war.

I wish for free money.

Granted, but it turns out that it's counterfeit.

I wish that I could get accepted into Cal Tech.