Game: Careful What You Wish For

Another game I found. Start with a wish, and the next user adds a twist to the wish to make it backfire.

Example:

"I wish I had a million dollars."

"Granted, but that's before taxes."

And so forth.

I wish I could go to The Moon.

Granted, But you'll be there for a thousand years!

I wish I could could go on vacation tomorrow.

Granted, but you have to go to Somalia.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly north.

I wish I could go to every amusement park in the world.

But this is not counting theme parks, So no Tokyo Disneysea.

I wish I could have an elevator in my house.

It was built by Intamin so it is always down.

I wish I had all known super powers.

Granted, but you have little to no control over them.

I wish I could own an amusement park.

Granted, but the stock markets crash and the park closes within a month of opening

I wish for no more wars

Granted, but the war-ending war is a nuclear war.

I wish for free money.

Granted, but it turns out that it's counterfeit.

I wish that I could get accepted into Cal Tech.

Granted, but you don't have the credentials for the classes you wanted to take.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can only fly for 5 seconds.

I wish I had my own mansion.

Granted, but it's in the middle of the slums.

I wish I could have a world record.

^Granted, but the record is for most credit card debt.

I wish California could get a (non-painful) airtime machine.

Granted, but the ride is always closed due to downtime.

I wish I had a Ferrari

Granted, but all the roads around you will have HUGE bumps.

I wish the UK had sensible weather.

Granted, but only for 1 day.

I wish WKUK was still on the air.

^Granted, but it would be turned into a Nicki Minaj and Pit Bull station. (Is it radio? I have no idea what it is.)

I wish that a 30 pound Reese's Peanut Butter Cup was on my door step.

Granted, but there's a bomb in it. (BTW, WKUK was a show on IFC)

I wish for infinite money.

Granted, but it's monopoly money so it's really not that useful (unless your playing monopoly).

I wish Six Flags Over Texas could build a new B&M coaster.

Granted, but it's a rough, force less, stand-up.

I wish i had my own Portal gun.

Granted, but you're trapped in a part of Aperture with no white walls or white gel.

I wish this wish would not be corrupted by the poster below me.

Well too bad!

I wish there was a facepalm smiley.

Granted, but it costs an extra fee per use.

I wish Australia could get a hyper coaster.

Granted...but it's a Togo.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside.