Carnage Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 ^ Isn't hearing the first thing to go anyways?? Could be unrelated to the screaming.
BruceWayne Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 "Just don't let her scream in your ear! " Oh I'd let her scream allll she wants....
Wes Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 ^ Woah, settle down there, Don Juan. You don't want all the TPR girls jumping your bones.
Corkscrewed Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 ROFLMAO At least he finally says what probably 90% of the guys here are thinking... And yeah, I gotta agree that the "Hoffman girl" is very attractive. Anyway, man, what two interesting parks. The sidefriction never gets old to look at, and it's really interesting how it operates. I always wonder if, during some training session for a new operator, the ride valleys cuz the guy overbrakes. It's like a cable car as a coaster... w/o the cable... I didn't realize the regular trip was only eight days. "Only" being a relative term of course. Can't wait to see the rest!
Carnage Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Funny how 8 days seems so short. It felt like the trip was over a day after it started.
DerekRx Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Yup, "Hoffman girl" was really nice looking, and also a lot of fun to be with. Especially when we had the hotel room party on the final night of the official trip. Now if some people would stop drooling, maybe Kristi will bring some friends along on the next trip. The whole trip was a load of fun, and it really makes it tempting for me to try and do all the trips offered next year. All fun and no planning, definitely the way to go!
Dublin_Deuce Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Hotel room party was awesome. It was more amusing to watch Barron Freak out and tear apart the room. And then to hear the next morning that he had to be physically dragged out into the hallway. The Hoffman Girl Botbc forever!
Wes Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 ^ I'm pretty sure other things on BruceWayne ran wild too. Poor dude probably needs a new keyboard now.
BruceWayne Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 now now now....you have the wrong image of me. im not some creepy internet predator, soon to be seen on datelines to catch a predator, instead, i am a mid twenties male simply stating what the other men were thinking. yes, (kristi, is it?), is very hot, but im not sitting over here with a sock over my bits and pieces.... i was just admiring God's masterpiece that accompanied yall on the trip...
Cameron Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 m not sitting over here with a sock over my bits and pieces.... You're naked too?! Cameron.
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 Yup, "Hoffman girl" was really nice looking, and also a lot of fun to be with. Especially when we had the hotel room party on the final night of the official trip. Now if some people would stop drooling, maybe Kristi will bring some friends along on the next trip. The whole trip was a load of fun, and it really makes it tempting for me to try and do all the trips offered next year. All fun and no planning, definitely the way to go! Her names Kristi! That's so sad. She was such a pleasant young lady to look at. Oh well, moving on.
DerekRx Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ^Her middle name is Alana or Lana or something like that. And for some strange reason, her friends call her Kim. There, that better for you?
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 That's all fine and dandy. But it does not matter. Having the name Chris, Kris, Christine, Kristine, Kristi, Christy. Doesn't matter how you spell it or how you try to avoid having the name attached to you. If you have the name. Your a psycho hose beast. I probably have known, dated, went out with, have been related to, whatever... over a dozen women with that very name. ALL PSYCHO! They seem nice when you meet them, then theres the screaming, followed by the stalking, then the death threats! The seemingly sweet young thing has turned into Satan incarnate! PSYCHO! I tells ya! Pure evil psycho! Not that the "Hoffman Girl" is included in this rant.
Dublin_Deuce Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 So now i'm psycho because my name is Kristie??? THATS the reason i'm psycho. Dude, (and im not starting a pound it moment, just using the word dude) there are several reasons I could be considered psycho, none of them relating to my name. Also to my recollection I have never stalked, or given any death threats. I just wanted to let everyone know that. The hoffman Girl
JimmyBo Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 You think Kristie's blood curldling screams are bad...sit next to Barron and also have Kristie sit behind you on a ride...then tell me you can't hear for a week cuz I'm still deaf, what?
Guy T. Koepp Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 So now i'm psycho because my name is Kristie??? THATS the reason i'm psycho. Dude, (and im not starting a pound it moment, just using the word dude) there are several reasons I could be considered psycho, none of them relating to my name. Also to my recollection I have never stalked, or given any death threats. I just wanted to let everyone know that. The hoffman Girl Those several reasons ARE what might make you psycho. The fact that your name is Kristie is just coincidental. It's just weird that those two facts seem to allways appear together. Psycho chick & the dirivitive of the name Kris. I believe I also stated for the record that my rant didn't include you, as I'm sure you are the exception to the rule. You, I'm sure, are a sweet, kindly young woman who I will affectionately call the "Hoffman Girl." Not the aforementioned Anti-Christ. So sayeth the Shepard. So sayeth the flock.
Jew Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ^^^How could have gone on a trip with Robb, Elissa, Dan, Derek, Dave, Nicole, Lou, Jeff, etc. and NOT have given out any death threats?!?!?
niiicolaaah Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ^I got enough death threats from you for all of us.
Dublin_Deuce Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ehhh, not the antichrist? Of course he was only just born on 6 6 6 apparently. So they're saying. Although its ironic that in your experience all Kristie's are anti-christs because the definition of Kristie is "follower of christ" And I never give people death threats unless they are 1. my brother, who knows I cant possibly kill him without all evidence pointing towards me 2. stupid drivers that nearly get me killed in their idiotic endeavors (So I lied about NEVER giving death threats) the Hoffman Girl
OldJJman Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ^^^ Yo Jewy! I believe that you actually received more death threats than Barry on the actual trip!! JJ
cfc Posted July 13, 2006 Posted July 13, 2006 ehhh, not the antichrist? Of course he was only just born on 6 6 6 apparently. So they're saying. Although its ironic that in your experience all Kristie's are anti-christs because the definition of Kristie is "follower of christ" So, having an "Auntie Kristie" would be a bad thing.
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now