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Mad Cow Disease has become so evolved it can now infect chickens through the air. But the good thing is that that Crazy Chicken Disease can't harm us and actually makes the chicken more tasty.

 

Is Ozzy Osbourne really the Prince of Darkness?

 

--Chris

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because were all dumbasses being mind-raped by the internet world

 

 

 

 

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Because in her neck of the woods, blondes don't have to obey stop signs.

 

Why did they put Christmas on the calendar at the same time when the malls are at their busiest?

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At one time, they were pretty big and bulky (look at Richard Gere's phone if you ever watch the movie Pretty Woman. That movie is from 1990). They removed the cellulite that made them so big, but the "cellu" part stuck.

 

Why isn't there plastic that's higher than #7 (inside the recycle triangle symbol)?

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Because they guy who came up with the numbering system can't count any higher than seven. (Hint: A little kid came up with the idea)

 

Who decided to call words "words"?

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The first Bench---The Ride in Montana and both Dakotas!

 

Speaking of states, why isn't there an East Virginia?

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