chmilo24 Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Mad Cow Disease has become so evolved it can now infect chickens through the air. But the good thing is that that Crazy Chicken Disease can't harm us and actually makes the chicken more tasty. Is Ozzy Osbourne really the Prince of Darkness? --Chris
X-L-R-8 Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 no... kim jong il is Can you believe it's not butter?
thrillrideseeker Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 No! It still looks like butter!! Why is the "J" In Jalapeno not pronounced? ~Matthew
jamjar Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Because José will get his stiiick on you! (Jeff dunham anyone?) Why does santa wear red?
chmilo24 Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 He is trying to seduce his elves What shape is our universe? --Chris
X-L-R-8 Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 hexagonal Will you really get contact drunk if you sniff beer and ink? (jeff dunham)
DiSab Posted December 24, 2008 Posted December 24, 2008 Yes. Trust me. Does Gatorade have gators in it?
chmilo24 Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 No it is gator blood Why is MySpace so addicting? --Chris
X-L-R-8 Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 because were all dumbasses being mind-raped by the internet world how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
socalMAN123 Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 Fantastic Two times might be too much? ---Brent
chmilo24 Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 No two is just fine Why won't Brittany Spears stop? --Chris
ebl Posted December 25, 2008 Posted December 25, 2008 Because in her neck of the woods, blondes don't have to obey stop signs. Why did they put Christmas on the calendar at the same time when the malls are at their busiest?
thrillrideseeker Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Because a blonde made the calenders! Why does turkey make people sleepy? ~Matthew
chmilo24 Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 They use narcoleptic turkeys What makes phones so cellular? --Chris
ebl Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 At one time, they were pretty big and bulky (look at Richard Gere's phone if you ever watch the movie Pretty Woman. That movie is from 1990). They removed the cellulite that made them so big, but the "cellu" part stuck. Why isn't there plastic that's higher than #7 (inside the recycle triangle symbol)?
TheHulk Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Because they guy who came up with the numbering system can't count any higher than seven. (Hint: A little kid came up with the idea) Who decided to call words "words"?
ebl Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Nerds. Because it rhymes. Where did the idea of exchanging gifts on Christmas come from?
Jds03 Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 It was a result of bumping topics. What's your favorite body of water?
Kennyweird Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 The toilet. What if the interior of the earth was made of molten chocolate?
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 27, 2009 Posted February 27, 2009 We would all be swimming in the chocolate goodness but would become severely burnt and drown. What did God create on the eighth day?
Jds03 Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 Because god created you on the eight day. What do you get when you cross Dakota Fanning with Hanna Montana?
ebl Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 The first Bench---The Ride in Montana and both Dakotas! Speaking of states, why isn't there an East Virginia?
generaleclectic Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 Because then John Denver would not have had any phrases available to him to complete the song. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Rct3man777 Posted March 3, 2009 Posted March 3, 2009 Because they're PLANNING something... What's the greatest thing BEFORE sliced bread?
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