Kalepi_Konei Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Because you touch yourself at night. Why is Panda Express named that, even though it's got nothing to do with Pandas?
chmilo24 Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Actually it does, all of the meat they use is Panda meat Why do they call it a Nativity Scene? --Chris
ebl Posted December 15, 2008 Posted December 15, 2008 Because wherever it is, it's native to that area. Why is rolling of the eyes considered a negative reaction to something?
chmilo24 Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 Normally it has a negative connotation, but it can have an ambiguious connotaton Why do bells jingle? --Chris
the ghost Posted December 16, 2008 Posted December 16, 2008 because otherwise fairy's would not get their wings Is Santa Jesus in disguise(whose holiday is this?)
TheHulk Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Because Santa demands that he has no imposters! If he does, COAL FOR EVERYONE!!! Who decided that bad people get coal?
Jds03 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Sarah Palin, She's also working on giving bad people clean coal technology . Should we drill, baby, drill?
Jds03 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 The same thing as Zorbeez only with a more annoying salesman. Is Billy Mays the greatest sales person of all time? (this question should be answered in all capps)
TheHulk Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 *insert extremely annoying voice* OF COURSE!!!!! HE SELLS (NOT SO ) MIGHTY PUTTY, KABOOM, AND OXYCLEAN!!!!!!! DON'T YOU JUST WISH HE'D GO KABOOM?!!! Can Sarah Palin really see Russia from her house?
ebl Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Well, duh? If she can see the moon from her house, she ought to be able to see Russia. It's a lot closer. How does Mars get the chocolate to stay inside the candy shell of M&Ms?
chmilo24 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 They use Krazy Glue Is "Jewish people eat Chinese food on Christmas" a stereotype? --Chris
ebl Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 No. Alpine, Panasonic, Bose, etc. are stereo types. Why couldn't our blood have been blue or green instead of red?
chmilo24 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Because our blood contains hemoglobin Was L. Frank Baum high when he wrote The Wonder Wizard Of Oz? --Chris
Team Thriller Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Not as high as he wanted to be. Why is the ocean blue? --James
Jds03 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Because the light particles hit the water separating into its electro-magnetic spectrum absorbing all the colors expet blue How long is a chinese name
thrillrideseeker Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 2.2 Letters to long! Why does walmart own the world?! ~Matthew
Team Thriller Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Cause of the Treaty of 1896 What was also including on the Treaty of 1896? --James
Jds03 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 Fries and a Shake BTW, your missing the joke of my question. "How Long is a Chinese name" is a statement, not a question. If the moon was made out of barbaque spare ribs, would you eat it? I know I would.
Kalepi_Konei Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 Mmmm.....spare ribs. So pretty much yeah. If the moon were made of cheesecake would you eat it?
Yankee cannonball Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 no. spare ribs are better. haven't you heard?
nagro5 Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 Huh? Why do computers do screwy things when you put a cell phone by them?
Team Thriller Posted December 21, 2008 Posted December 21, 2008 They are having sex. Why do people sleep? --James
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