daisy Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 Because the chicken was getting all the attention for too long. Does condensed milk come from smaller cows? (hello everyone btw!)
monkeyoverlord71 Posted October 22, 2008 Posted October 22, 2008 No, it comes from larger cows who were sexually abused by Frank the no-nonsense butter enthusiast on a wednesday or a saturday because that is when the moon works on his impression of a hamster named steve. Why did Frank the no-nonsense butter enthusiast cross the road? Frank can't belive it's not butter!
Yankee cannonball Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 There was a land mine covered in butter there and the prospect of eating butter outweighed the chance of death by shrapnel. Don't you know about the bird?
ebl Posted October 23, 2008 Posted October 23, 2008 I've been flipped the bird a few times. How can a red light (aka laser) in a computer mouse track its movement?
kamikazewatermelon Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 Little people inside the cursor watch a live camera of the mouse pad and use their extreme hand-eye coordination levels to drive across the screen. the red light just illuminates the surface. How is it possible to get rock hard, sculpted abs for only 3 easy payments of 19.99?+shipping & handling
ebl Posted October 24, 2008 Posted October 24, 2008 They make you do the shipping and handling, and that builds muscle---along with character. Why are log flumes usually painted with that turquoisey blue color? Why not green or purple?
kamikazewatermelon Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 Because if it was green or purple DC comics would find a way to sue them for using the joker's colors. Why is a dachshund shaped like a hot dog? (or vice verse)
socalMAN123 Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 Because being shaped like a hamburger was demoralizing to those people living in Hamburg. Sha la la? ---Brent
chmilo24 Posted October 29, 2008 Posted October 29, 2008 Well when a horse and a falcon mate, the baby they produce is called a Horlcon, and if it is born with A.D.H.D. then it is called a Sha La La. How does High School Musical brainwash billions of kids all over the planet? --Chris
kamikazewatermelon Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 Because Zac Efron is like, totally sparkalicious, girlfriend!! Where's Waldo? the opinions expressed in this post do not reflect the opinions of kamikazewatermelon. use with caution, results may vary.
ebl Posted October 30, 2008 Posted October 30, 2008 He was out showing Charlie Brown how to kick the football even if Lucy pulls it away. Why didn't they make the holes in notebook paper square?
kamikazewatermelon Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 Because the invention of notebook paper coincided with the great square blight of 1847. Circles, though were sustainable in extreme conditions and farmers were still able to grow and harvest them commercially. When you dig a hole, Are you making the ground smaller, or the hole bigger?
ebl Posted November 4, 2008 Posted November 4, 2008 You are doing neither. What you are doing is creating a convex hole that gets taller in proportion to the depth of the concave hole you are creating. Why is our flag red, white, and blue? Couldn't they have chosen the three primary colors---red, blue, and yellow---instead?
philthephorce Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 Because NO ONE is an expert enough pee-er to only turn the white stripes and stars yellow. What was I thinking?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 You were thinking absolutely nothing, however you were sitting cross legged as you typed. Is the grass always greener on the other side?
Manny In England Posted November 6, 2008 Posted November 6, 2008 No but the sky is bluer on the other side. What will be the first change Obama makes to America?
philthephorce Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Free pizza for everyone for 23 and 1/2 hours on January 20th. What kind of beverage will go with your pizza?
ebl Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 A Molotov cocktail---I'll get a bang out of it! Why is chocolate brown?
philthephorce Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 Because I'm brown. Why doesn't everything brown taste like chocolate?
Coasterlvr_nc Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 because the good stuff is made in a factory, the rest... well... its not How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
philthephorce Posted November 7, 2008 Posted November 7, 2008 That would depend on who exactly the wood chuck works for: GCI - Quite a bit, but it's all put to good use, Intamin - Too much for his own good, though the sheer volume is rather impressive, or S&S - Not very much at all. If the wood chuck is an unemployed/untamed/wild wood chuck, then he's probably chucking more wood than any of the others since he'd most likely be stealing wood from all three employers to try to recreate his home forest. WTF?
TheHulk Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 ^ Wtf?! It's the air force with those round planes! (If anyone here has seen Scary Movie 3 that is. ) Why is it that you always come up with good ideas while using the bathroom?
ebl Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 Because you're in a place of...solitude. Better ideas come from the peace and quiet of a room occupied by just one person. Smells be damned! It's not about the nose. It's about the imagination that each of us has. Why don't they make fast food cups out of #2 plastic so more of them will be recycled?
philthephorce Posted November 8, 2008 Posted November 8, 2008 Because people will think that #2 plastic comes from actual number two...and not want to put their lips to such filthy cups. Can we get this thread out of the crapper?
ebl Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 We could, but who's going to clean it up? How did they come up with concrete?
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