Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

[Team Thriller]

Because the banana is trying to be different.

 

What does a qwifjsaklasdkfakfd look like?

 

--James

[downunder]

Damn stupid like a pack of wild geese on PCP.

 

If Indiana Jones and Han Solo had a fight mano a mano who would win and why?

[Coasterlvr_nc]

Indy Because, well, its obvious who would win!

 

Corn or butter?

[pagemaster_b]

Wrong Thread.

 

 

 

 

 

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?

[downunder]

Corn no butter, preferably cooked and with no children of the corn to deal with.

 

Why is there a Kangaroo and an Emu on the Australian coat of arms?

[JJboy100]

Because we dont want john howard on it do we?

 

 

 

Why did someone invent co-ordinate geometry

[JamesMC]

Because it took two people to think that madness up.

 

Why hasn't someone invented the cross between the urinal and the toilet?

[PoisonedPirate]

They have it's just top secret and only the Queen and the president have one. It's known as the Toilrinal.

 

What does the Queen have for breakfast?

[Team Thriller]

A Radio Ga Ga

 

What is the point of a joker in a deck of cards?

 

--James

[ebl]

So the game will be called "53 Card Pickup."

 

How did they decide on blue and red for the lights on a police car?

[pagemaster_b]

Seriously, would you pull over for a car with flashing purple and green lights? No, neither would I.

 

 

 

 

Are there coasters in heaven?

[MattyD]

it wouldn't be called 'Heaven' if there wern't coasters there, it would be called 'Hell'!

 

Which is better: A BeerTR or A PhotoTR?

[PoisonedPirate]

A Photo TR is better because you can show people the aftermath and they don't get disgusted

 

If E=MC2 does that mean Eminem is equal to two My Chem's?

[Team Thriller]

Yes, but don't tell any one. Its a secret.

 

What are the colors of happiness?

 

--James

[Kennyweird]

Orange, fluorescent yellow, and grayish tan.

 

See? I was right.

 

 

 

What is love?

[ebl]

When no one has scored in tennis.

 

How often should you get your hair cut?

[downunder]

My hair is emo, it cuts itself.

 

Will TPR become the next world superpower?

[pagemaster_b]

Only if the Alveys acquire a nuclear bomb.

 

 

 

 

 

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

[ebl]

A nearly car-like animal with both a trunk and a horn.

 

How does a park decide whether to sell Coke or Pepsi?

[downunder]

It depends on whether Michael Jackson owns the park or not.

 

Does the gene pool need a little chlorine?

[GameOn]

I don't think it would do any harm.

 

Why is it that some/most Americans think their "English" is better than English English?

[slither37]

Because we are Americans. We like to think we are better at everything. Most of the time, not all, most, we are correct.

 

Why couldn't Marsha catch that football?

[downunder]

Because Brady Bunch ho's can't play football.

 

Should the TPR definition of credit whore be in the urban dictionary (not just the one of a credit whore being a whore does tricks on credit)?

[GameOn]

It's the only definition that I know, may add it soon.

 

Why is TPR the only "mainly American" site that I can feel comfrtable in and even take the mickey out of Americans in? (See above post)

[downunder]

Because they know they are superior irrespective of you taking the mickey out of them, their superiority transcends all lampooning. Bow down and grovel at the foot of uncle sam, you peasant.

 

Who invented asexual reproduction?