BlackHole2005 Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Yes Did you go to my new years eve party yesterday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 Those bastards didn't drop dead on their own. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 1, 2008 Share Posted January 1, 2008 I'd answer, but I don't speak Iconese. What's the best time of the day to feed a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 After it's been born but before it starves. How many 's can YOU handle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 ohh about ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 Bananaphone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 ^ That would slip out of your hand! If a woodchuck chucks wood, what would chuck metal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 sexy intamin. can I get fries with that shake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 only if you supersize it. Sally sold sea shells by the sea shore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 2, 2008 Share Posted January 2, 2008 But still better than being a whore. Yes I made it rhyme. How many Cool Points do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Oh, about 35876349573245765999574983487776485344497854689958368968347634875643498645634870456897556 and a half Why do Intamins malfunction mercilessly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzo41190 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 Cause you touch yourself at night How many times has the answer "cause you touch yourself at night" been used. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 same amount as my cool points Why is my new nerf gun hella accurate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force 310 Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 The Nicaraguan slaves who were bound to a table for 19 hours a day in order to produce your cheap plastic fun toy are committed to quality. How else would they get the 46 cents an hour they require to support their many children? Why has no one bothered to assassinate Billy Mays yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 3, 2008 Share Posted January 3, 2008 It's just not worth it. Splork? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolhandluke Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 krolps. Is this not a cheap (but effective, legal, and fun) way to up your post count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Sounds like you dropped something... Why aren't flamingoes orange? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 Because orange isn't striking enough. How do you fall 47 stories and still survive? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 you don't. Farmer had a dog and WHAT WAS HIS NAME-O????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted January 4, 2008 Share Posted January 4, 2008 His name was #%*$er. Why did I #%*$er instead of f*ker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 Because I held you at gunpoint until you did. should i pull the trigger anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 ^ Do two things: 1. Pull the trigger. 2. Remember that there is no "s" on the end of "anyway." [/grammar lesson] Why does dark chocolate come in percentages nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 To go along with the diet fad. ^ oops.... hehe thanks. 46+39+23344343X43243/2+3.14 = ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 42 Are hot dogs made from real dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 5, 2008 Share Posted January 5, 2008 yes are crab apples really made from crabs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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