AviatorCoaster Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 ^^because someone tampered with the mold. Why does dust collect everywhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Because everyone else collects stamps. How many fingers am I holding up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Only the middle finger! Why is dyslexia such a difficult word to read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Its a conspiracy. The government intentionally spells the word Dyslexia in a way to prevent dyslexics from reading it. What's 1+1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 11. Why didn't the Greeks name their letter "cake" instead of "pi?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Because they couldn't let people have their cake and eat pie too. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Because people are backwards Why does everybody predict the world will end in the months of April, October, and December? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Because if the world ended in any of those months, most people could report a profit for the final quarter of...existence. Why do people call certain things "cheesy" when they have nothing to do with cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Because everything is better with cheese. Want some cheese with that whine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviatorCoaster Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 NO, my dog's allergic. Can you say Ross Swiss without a smile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Yeth, I can thay Roth Swith without a thmile. Why is lisp a word that makes you notice someone with a lisp when they say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalepi_Konei Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Because whoever came up with the word obviously has a sense of humor. If transformers could have sex, what would they have sex with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Transexuals, of course. Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHulk Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 No, it's only rude if they try to talk (sign) with something in their hand. Does Billy Mays think everyone is deaf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 No Billy Mays thinks everyone is awesome. If global warming is real, why has it been freezing cold the past few weeks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Al Gore made it up to distract everyone from his failed acting career. Why do fools fall in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 cause they just want kids. why do nerds fall in love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 To make up for all the fools that fall in love. What do you get when you cross two somethings with a something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Thing 1 and Thing 2 ! Is Nemo´s colour orange with white stripes or white with orange stripes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 neither. he just hypnotizes us. Nemo really is purple with green stripes. His dad is brown with yellow stripes BTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 ^ I think you forgot to ask a question. Where's your question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 ^ Your turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 ^ You forgot to answer my question too! I'm gonna get this thread back on track. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 ^ I just posted at the same time as you if you check. There was nothing there when I was looking. Anyway, It's deep in the Grand Canyon. Why do people not read the rules on Post #1? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyblakbelt Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Some people think reading is overrated. If there is a tree falls in a forest and someone with earplugs is in the forest, does it make a sound? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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