MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Crisper image over the required 24 FPS that the eye sees as motion. How many SAW movies will they make?
ebl Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Well, Blade Runner was a "saw" movie, wasn't it? Most of us have heard about the "five-second rule" regarding eating stuff dropped on the floor. Why did they decide that five seconds was long enough?
Mastersax68 Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Because 7 8 9... What if all of a sudden Gannendorf?
Ace Of Spades Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 ^He would finish that sentence. Why do I have the urge to smash my head into my keyboard?
ebl Posted October 1, 2010 Posted October 1, 2010 Because if you do, you'll have a valid excuse to buy a new one. Why do they call the U.S. flag "the star spangled banner" when only about a quarter of it has stars on it?
davisal771 Posted October 3, 2010 Posted October 3, 2010 ^ Because people in 1800's were stupid, and even more stupid because back then it had like what, 20 stars? What drug will Justin Beiber end up becoming addicting to?
ebl Posted October 4, 2010 Posted October 4, 2010 Pepsi. Why are typical office hours 8-5? Why not 7-4 or 6-3?
paintballer Posted October 4, 2010 Posted October 4, 2010 Cause a miserable worker is an efficient worker. Why haven't I been on TPR in such a lonnnnng time?!?!
ebl Posted October 4, 2010 Posted October 4, 2010 Because the Yankees got a new stadium and it doesn't have wi-fi. Why haven't they invented a Caps Lock button to help baseball players keep their caps on in the wind?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted October 9, 2010 Posted October 9, 2010 Same reason the Numb Lock doesn't keep us numb. Why do clothes shrink in the wash?
DougMJr Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 same reason my manhood shrinks in the pool What was the best thing before sliced bread?
ebl Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Leopard skin bikinis---made out of real leopard skin! Why don't buses have their fare boxes on the outside of the bus?
Pure Impurity Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 Life isn't fare. *Rimshot* Does Ke$ha have any redeemable talent?
mightbeawannabe Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 I don't know, but a friend of mine sees her as an idol. His vision's obviously blurred. Why are jerks always trying to intimidate weaker (and occasionally challenged) people?
ajc47 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 ^Because in a fair fight, they'd get an a$$ whooping.
davisal771 Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 ^C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER Why shouldn't you look a gift horse in the mouth?
ebl Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 Because they have BIG ASS TEETH and will chomp your face! Why do we say "Merry"Christmas rather than "Happy" or "Jolly?"
davisal771 Posted December 25, 2010 Posted December 25, 2010 ^ Because the virgin Mary gave birth to Jesus Where is the origin of the internet?
mightbeawannabe Posted December 26, 2010 Posted December 26, 2010 Do I have to spell it out for you? Y-A-H-O-O-! Actually it was "commissioned" by the U.S. government after the launch of Sputnik I to get ahead of the U.S.S.R. in technology. Why did scientists create hypothetical tachyons?
ebl Posted December 26, 2010 Posted December 26, 2010 So they could use up all of their Scrabble letters and get the triple points for naming them. Why did they divide the year into twelve months instead of ten (which would have given us a metric year)?
mightbeawannabe Posted December 26, 2010 Posted December 26, 2010 They were stubborn A$$es. When will normal donkeys become phased out on TPR for shitting donkeys?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 In 42 days. If I let Jesus in my heart, will that increase my risk of heart attack/stroke?
ebl Posted January 3, 2011 Posted January 3, 2011 Quite the opposite, actually (speaking from experience). What happens if your phone number's digits add up to a number evenly divisible by three?
davisal771 Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Nothing special (mine add to 18) What are McNuggets really made of?
MayTheGForceBeWithYou Posted January 4, 2011 Posted January 4, 2011 Ground up birds. What else does the Intamin cable need to be blamed for?
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