KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Convulsions and spasms in your diaphragm. When will Memphis finally be laid to waste?
ebl Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 It's a regular sentence with a funny looking punctuation mark at the end of it that requires your voice to go up an octave as you say it. How did business cards come into being?
XII Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Because businesses had a bunch of cards and didn't know what to do with them. Have you ever heard of Blue Orange Soda?
ebl Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 I have, and I'll do it again in a minute! Why are there so many different kinds of data storage media?
Stoksy Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 If there wasn't, where would one store all the data? Fridays are the best days of the week. Or are they???
ebl Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 ^ No. Saturdays are better, because: 1. You can sleep in on a Saturday. 2. You usually don't have to work on a Saturday. 3. You can sleep in the next day, too. Why don't they just designate the same days each year when Daylight Saving Time starts and ends?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 ^Now that would be no fun would it. Subway or Quiznos?
holyblakbelt Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 It's like saying Subnos or Quizway. Why was Billy May's death worse than Michael Jackson's?
Sasquatch Posted October 28, 2009 Posted October 28, 2009 Because it made everyone realize how deaf they were. "Convulsions and spasms in your diaphragm." That is what hiccups are, but what causes them... exactly?
Twister II Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 ^ Anyone with blue hair. Can someone tell me when my laundry will be done?
ebl Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 At precisely oh-tomorrow-hundred, right before they pour the asphalt. Why can't we recycle Styrofoam?
Stoksy Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 I thought you could...Oh well, I must need to do a little research! Is there a difference to the amount of fries you get in a LARGE compared to how many you get in a SMALL?
ebl Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 If they use Roman numerals to count, then the difference is minimized by a maximum of minimalization. Why to they add caramel coloring to cola drinks?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 It would be to girly if they added cotton candy food coloring. Can I come?
Manny In England Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Hmm, ask your doctor. Who solved the Chaos Theory?
XII Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Your mom's sisters grandmother's granddaughters cousin's best friends father's drinking buddie's pen pal Do you believe that renaming Constantinople to Istanbul was a mistake?
ebl Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 That actually helps cut down on noise. See, it's easier to say "Istanbul" instead of "Constina...Constable...Contstand...Constipa..." Imagine millions doing that when referring to the city? Why did L.A. only put about a third of the new Gold Line light rail extension underground instead of the whole thing?
Sasquatch Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Because 33% is the new 100%! Shouldn't you know better than to post here? (Not that I'm bothered by it, I was just wondering why someone who should know better posts so regularly here!)
ebl Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Not exactly sure what you mean or if you were referring to me. Why would an all-you-can-eat place switch to smaller bowls and plates?
Manny In England Posted October 30, 2009 Posted October 30, 2009 Because only neutrons dine there, and as far as they're concerned, there's no charge. What should we put in the Large Hadron Collider when nothing happens in the main experiment?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 A few dozen doughnuts. Does anyone think LIM launched water slides are weird? Edit (that was weird, EBL and I posted at the same time)
ebl Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 An SUV and a sub-compact since they seem to collide with each other. Make sure the SUV driver is texting on her phone to add to the reality and accuracy of the experiment. What kind of trick would be appropriate upon receiving undesirable candy for trick-or-treating?
Zack44 Posted November 1, 2009 Posted November 1, 2009 Smearing said candy on the person dorr before you leave. Will Apple accept that Windows finally did something good for once?
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