Team Thriller Posted April 30, 2008 Share Posted April 30, 2008 Because the banana is trying to be different. What does a qwifjsaklasdkfakfd look like? --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Damn stupid like a pack of wild geese on PCP. If Indiana Jones and Han Solo had a fight mano a mano who would win and why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Indy Because, well, its obvious who would win! Corn or butter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Wrong Thread. Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Corn no butter, preferably cooked and with no children of the corn to deal with. Why is there a Kangaroo and an Emu on the Australian coat of arms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJboy100 Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Because we dont want john howard on it do we? Why did someone invent co-ordinate geometry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesMC Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 Because it took two people to think that madness up. Why hasn't someone invented the cross between the urinal and the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 They have it's just top secret and only the Queen and the president have one. It's known as the Toilrinal. What does the Queen have for breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 A Radio Ga Ga What is the point of a joker in a deck of cards? --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 So the game will be called "53 Card Pickup." How did they decide on blue and red for the lights on a police car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 Seriously, would you pull over for a car with flashing purple and green lights? No, neither would I. Are there coasters in heaven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyD Posted May 2, 2008 Share Posted May 2, 2008 it wouldn't be called 'Heaven' if there wern't coasters there, it would be called 'Hell'! Which is better: A BeerTR or A PhotoTR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PoisonedPirate Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 A Photo TR is better because you can show people the aftermath and they don't get disgusted If E=MC2 does that mean Eminem is equal to two My Chem's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Team Thriller Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Yes, but don't tell any one. Its a secret. What are the colors of happiness? --James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennyweird Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 Orange, fluorescent yellow, and grayish tan. See? I was right. What is love? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 5, 2008 Share Posted May 5, 2008 When no one has scored in tennis. How often should you get your hair cut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 My hair is emo, it cuts itself. Will TPR become the next world superpower? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pagemaster_b Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 Only if the Alveys acquire a nuclear bomb. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 7, 2008 Share Posted May 7, 2008 A nearly car-like animal with both a trunk and a horn. How does a park decide whether to sell Coke or Pepsi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 It depends on whether Michael Jackson owns the park or not. Does the gene pool need a little chlorine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameOn Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 I don't think it would do any harm. Why is it that some/most Americans think their "English" is better than English English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted May 8, 2008 Share Posted May 8, 2008 Because we are Americans. We like to think we are better at everything. Most of the time, not all, most, we are correct. Why couldn't Marsha catch that football? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Because Brady Bunch ho's can't play football. Should the TPR definition of credit whore be in the urban dictionary (not just the one of a credit whore being a whore does tricks on credit)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameOn Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 It's the only definition that I know, may add it soon. Why is TPR the only "mainly American" site that I can feel comfrtable in and even take the mickey out of Americans in? (See above post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted May 9, 2008 Share Posted May 9, 2008 Because they know they are superior irrespective of you taking the mickey out of them, their superiority transcends all lampooning. Bow down and grovel at the foot of uncle sam, you peasant. Who invented asexual reproduction? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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