ebl Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 Because it was a slow news day. Why don't recyclable plastics go higher than #7?
sfotkid Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 They got lazy Whats up with the Cowboy Ninja Pirate Penguins?
downunder Posted January 23, 2008 Posted January 23, 2008 They became extinct because they failed to reproduce due to their only habitat being Brokeback Mountain. Should all boy bands just go die?
ebl Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 They should, but not till they're done with their food fight. Should you turn your wheels when you park your car?
downunder Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 It's apparanetly law in San Francisco, you'd think turning of another kind was law in SF, and not to the straight road. Why do gay guys get all the girls?
ebl Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Because the girls know they're safe. How do they determine the right amount of peanut butter to put inside a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
brilinjo Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Whatever Reese wants Reese gets. Don't hassle Reese. In what level of the atmosphere is heaven located?
downunder Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 In seventh heaven, where you are met by Jessica Biel, man my theology is getting a bit liberal. In Australia, why is the conservative party called the Liberal party?
coolhandluke Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 same reason your seasons are messed up and your toilet flushes the wrong way. When will be the first coaster to feature a true sonic boom?
ebl Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Didn't Flashback do that? Oh, wait...it only went boom as the track was cut and the pieces fell to the ground... Why are the holes on salt shakers bigger than the holes on pepper shakers?
Manny In England Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Its a plot to poison people. What is the definition of a Fire Wall?
downunder Posted January 24, 2008 Posted January 24, 2008 Something that gives Evel Knievel a boner to do a stunt. What do you call Bjork going on before Rage Against The Machine?
Adrenaline_Rush Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Ugh Poopy Pizza.... When the chicken crossed the road, how come he didnt wait for the sign to say "go?"
downunder Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Because it was a Robot Chicken programmed for anarchy? Whatever happened to Pete the chop?
spaceace12 Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 Cause your avatar disappears.....(do people think you aren't funny) Anyone else ready for spring?
brilinjo Posted January 25, 2008 Posted January 25, 2008 more to the point, how stupid are the people that voted for him. Where are the udders on peanuts? Well, how else do they get peanut butter.
ebl Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 Everyone knows that they're on the "udder" side! Why are most police cars black and white?
socalMAN123 Posted January 26, 2008 Posted January 26, 2008 Because they like to be neutral What is the origins of table tennis? ---Brent
Manny In England Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Christopher Walken duh, You need to watch Balls Of Fury. How safe is "Safe as Houses"?
downunder Posted January 27, 2008 Posted January 27, 2008 Not, monkey's get scary when there are no witnesses. Would you rather freeze to death or die from heat stroke?
socalMAN123 Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 Freeze Don't need to ask my name to figure how cool I am? ---Brent
ebl Posted January 28, 2008 Posted January 28, 2008 For that, I'll eat a chocolate chip cookie. Why aren't there mayonnaise chip cookies?
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