ebl Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 Because it was a slow news day. Why don't recyclable plastics go higher than #7? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 They got lazy Whats up with the Cowboy Ninja Pirate Penguins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 23, 2008 Share Posted January 23, 2008 They became extinct because they failed to reproduce due to their only habitat being Brokeback Mountain. Should all boy bands just go die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 They should, but not till they're done with their food fight. Should you turn your wheels when you park your car? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 It's apparanetly law in San Francisco, you'd think turning of another kind was law in SF, and not to the straight road. Why do gay guys get all the girls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Because the girls know they're safe. How do they determine the right amount of peanut butter to put inside a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Whatever Reese wants Reese gets. Don't hassle Reese. In what level of the atmosphere is heaven located? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 In seventh heaven, where you are met by Jessica Biel, man my theology is getting a bit liberal. In Australia, why is the conservative party called the Liberal party? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolhandluke Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 same reason your seasons are messed up and your toilet flushes the wrong way. When will be the first coaster to feature a true sonic boom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Didn't Flashback do that? Oh, wait...it only went boom as the track was cut and the pieces fell to the ground... Why are the holes on salt shakers bigger than the holes on pepper shakers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Its a plot to poison people. What is the definition of a Fire Wall? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Something that gives Evel Knievel a boner to do a stunt. What do you call Bjork going on before Rage Against The Machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline_Rush Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Ugh Poopy Pizza.... When the chicken crossed the road, how come he didnt wait for the sign to say "go?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Because it was a Robot Chicken programmed for anarchy? Whatever happened to Pete the chop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 He got the ax. Why am I unfunny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceace12 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Cause your avatar disappears.....(do people think you aren't funny) Anyone else ready for spring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Yes, The Polar Bears. Why Is Bush so stupid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 more to the point, how stupid are the people that voted for him. Where are the udders on peanuts? Well, how else do they get peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Everyone knows that they're on the "udder" side! Why are most police cars black and white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 Because they like to be neutral What is the origins of table tennis? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Christopher Walken duh, You need to watch Balls Of Fury. How safe is "Safe as Houses"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sfotkid Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Physics dude, Physics Monkeys or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 Not, monkey's get scary when there are no witnesses. Would you rather freeze to death or die from heat stroke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Freeze Don't need to ask my name to figure how cool I am? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 For that, I'll eat a chocolate chip cookie. Why aren't there mayonnaise chip cookies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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