socalMAN123 Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Because Hillary Clinton is an rtard Why is Simon Cowell so awesome? ---Brent
socalMAN123 Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Over there! Why is Ron Burgandy the best anchorman ever? ---Brent
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Yes, finest human ever actually. Is a trident the most stylish weapon ever?
CoasterCrazy88 Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 No. When are you going to try out for the Amazing Race?
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 When it actually lives up to being amazing. Why is Santa Claus in Indiana?
Adrenaline_Rush Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Cuz Rudolph got drunk and Vixen has AIDS so they had to take a permanent stop in Indiana. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD?
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Mickey like what you like. What would the amalgamated Cedar Fair and Six Flags company be called?
Manny In England Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Six Trash Cans. What caused the Big Bang?
astroworldfan1 Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Yo mamma! Why do people park in the drive way and drive in the parkway?
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Because naming things is all about irony. What's so great about white sharks?
ebl Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 They eat people...cuts down on the population. Why doesn't cola have a different flavor?
downunder Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Because the mind control drugs in the cola make people want nothing else, so why have any other flavours. Rule of thumb comes from old english law that you couldn't beat your wife with a stick thicker than your thumb, what rule applies now?
astroworldfan1 Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 No such rule if you don't have thumbs!! Do hips really lie?
Ryan King Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Only if its starting to feel right Do you know the Muffin Man...?
astroworldfan1 Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Ryan, that is a secret. The Muffin Man is on The FBI's most wanted list for "touching" Gingerbread men. Should we really give Britney Speats more?
ebl Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 We should give Britney more---time in jail, that is! What is it about "compact disks" that makes them "compact?"
astroworldfan1 Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Yeah, they were compact compared the 8 Track ( Eric you about an 8 Track) and the Record and the Casset. Why did ToGo even try to make decent rides?
Yankee cannonball Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 because if they just give up and join ACE they'll drown in gravy what do they smoke down at GCI?
downunder Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 I actually have met some of the GCI guys and I did ask them, and they said it a combination of melted polyeurythane, sugar syrup, and super glue. Very nice. What's bigger than being bigger than texas?
ebl Posted January 18, 2008 Posted January 18, 2008 Bigger than Texas? Why, taxes, of course. If you were a sophomore in college, what grade would you say you were in if someone asked?
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