gerstlaueringvar Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Mormons aren't allowed to ride coasters. They believe it inhibits their ability to procreate. Negative Gs cause the scrotum to shrink up. When this happens, the testicles warm up and cause an exponential depletion to sperm production. No sperm, no offspring. No matter how many wives you have. I believe Johnny Cochran said it best when he uttered, "If the sac ain't swingin'. No babies you'll be bringin'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linearinduction Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Mormons aren't allowed to ride coasters. They believe it inhibits their ability to procreate. Negative Gs cause the scrotum to shrink up. When this happens, the testicles warm up and cause an exponential depletion to sperm production. No sperm, no offspring. No matter how many wives you have. I believe Johnny Cochran said it best when he uttered, "If the sac ain't swingin'. No babies you'll be bringin'." Which is why LDS Stake Lagoon Days are a part of Utah Culture, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^Exactly! Actually, I have no idea what you mean by this, but I don't live there. So I assume you know what you're talking about. So, exactly! Guy "Everything I know about Mormons I learned from Hell on Wheels and Book of Mormon." Koepp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UtahCoasterRider Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 A Mormon Congregation is called a Ward. A group of these Wards is called a Stake. The Stakes will hold Lagoon days where the whole Stake will go to Lagoon. Mormons are pretty cool. You should learn more about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^Dude! I am totally down with the Mormons. Any culture where I could marry and have sex with as many hot chicks as possible is tres' awesome-O by me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenbowl Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 Mormons are pretty cool. You should learn more about them. You're totally right! Misogynistic values in a cult-like culture are pretty cool! Everyone gets a planet, wooo! Let's spread the hate, let's outcast people who are different, what a great way to live! Regardless of how I feel about Mormons, or any religions, I will be going to Utah to go backpacking next week. My god (hehe), it sure it gorgeous out there. I'll definitely be checking out Lagoon later on this summer for sure too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305forever Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I would be a Mormon if I didn't do drugs, watch R-rated movies, and (GOD FORBID) HAVE SEX BEFORE I AM MARRIED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I305forever Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 ^ Kidding about the drugs part. But not the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy T. Koepp Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 I apologize in advance for derailing this thread. It was not my intention. For some reason it just happens when I post. With that said, I am changing my return flight in October to route me through Salta Lake Ci'teh for the weekend, just so I can ride this thing. Also to check out their Halloween event. Maybe partake of the local microbrew scene. Stroll through the red light district. Try out an opium den or two. You know, check out the local flavor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetstar2 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 My great, great, great grandpa scribed the revelation by Joseph Smith on plural marriage. They don't do that anymore. Mormons are just like any other people. There's some good and some bad in everybody. However, having grown up in Utah I can say I'm no fan of the church itself, It acts like it owns the state. Hasa Diga Eebowai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetstar2 Posted March 20, 2015 Share Posted March 20, 2015 With that said, I am changing my return flight in October to route me through Salta Lake Ci'teh for the weekend, just so I can ride this thing. Also to check out their Halloween event. Maybe partake of the local microbrew scene. Stroll through the red light district. Try out an opium den or two. The micro-brew scene is still thriving here, but the red light district and opium dens were done away with long, long ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linearinduction Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 With that said, I am changing my return flight in October to route me through Salta Lake Ci'teh for the weekend, just so I can ride this thing. Also to check out their Halloween event. Maybe partake of the local microbrew scene. Stroll through the red light district. Try out an opium den or two. The micro-brew scene is still thriving here, but the red light district and opium dens were done away with long, long ago. Definitely LOVE Hoppers and Red Rock is good too! Wasn't a huge fan of Bohemian, and Uinta and Wasatch aren't my Fav, except for the Evolution Ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThemeParkJunkie51290 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I'm just ready to see a POV! Hopefully soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KBrylczyk Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 It would seem that Lagoon is trying their damndest to get Cannibal open ASAP. I just got an email from the park advertising the ride along with a spring ticket sale for March and April, telling the recipients to come "See Lagoon from a new perspective" with the Cannibal logo attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linearinduction Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 It would seem that Lagoon is trying their damndest to get Cannibal open ASAP. I just got an email from the park advertising the ride along with a spring ticket sale for March and April, telling the recipients to come "See Lagoon from a new perspective" with the Cannibal logo attached.Every Member of "Lagoon's Fun Time Club" E-mail List got the Same E-mail. Cannibal will not be opening on March 28th, but a Lagoon Spokesperson told me that "Cannibal will Open in 2015," so take that as you want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paradox Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 It would seem that Lagoon is trying their damndest to get Cannibal open ASAP. I just got an email from the park advertising the ride along with a spring ticket sale for March and April, telling the recipients to come "See Lagoon from a new perspective" with the Cannibal logo attached.Every Member of "Lagoon's Fun Time Club" E-mail List got the Same E-mail. Cannibal will not be opening on March 28th, but a Lagoon Spokesperson told me that "Cannibal will Open in 2015," so take that as you want. It will open on December 31st 2015 at 11:59 P.M. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linearinduction Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 It would seem that Lagoon is trying their damndest to get Cannibal open ASAP. I just got an email from the park advertising the ride along with a spring ticket sale for March and April, telling the recipients to come "See Lagoon from a new perspective" with the Cannibal logo attached.Every Member of "Lagoon's Fun Time Club" E-mail List got the Same E-mail. Cannibal will not be opening on March 28th, but a Lagoon Spokesperson told me that "Cannibal will Open in 2015," so take that as you want. It will open on December 31st 2015 at 11:59 P.M. Not that late, obviously, but the Ride must Perform to Lagoon's Safety and Performance Standards before Lagoon's Owners even get to ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 It would seem that Lagoon is trying their damndest to get Cannibal open ASAP. I just got an email from the park advertising the ride along with a spring ticket sale for March and April, telling the recipients to come "See Lagoon from a new perspective" with the Cannibal logo attached.Every Member of "Lagoon's Fun Time Club" E-mail List got the Same E-mail. Cannibal will not be opening on March 28th, but a Lagoon Spokesperson told me that "Cannibal will Open in 2015," so take that as you want. Waiting for Kärnan to catch up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BintamiM Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 Are the trains floorless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scbt Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 No, but it seems like there will be pretty much nothing in front of the front row. From the pictures of them that we've seen, they look a lot like the cars on wicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cOAstERdUDe117 Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 No, but it seems like there will be pretty much nothing in front of the front row. From the pictures of them that we've seen, they look a lot like the cars on wicked. The cars on both Cannibal and Wicked were both made by the same manufacturer, ART GmBH Engineering in Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverBullet2004 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 ^ So ART Engineering has done cars for Wicked, Wonder Mountain, Iron Reef and Cannibal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerstlaueringvar Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 Wait, I thought Zierer made the Wicked trains... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jetstar2 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 ^ So ART Engineering has done cars for Wicked, Wonder Mountain, Iron Reef and Cannibal? Actually they did cars for Bombora, Wonder Mountain, Iron Reef and Cannibal. Wait, I thought Zierer made the Wicked trains... Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linearinduction Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 It would seem that Lagoon is trying their damndest to get Cannibal open ASAP. I just got an email from the park advertising the ride along with a spring ticket sale for March and April, telling the recipients to come "See Lagoon from a new perspective" with the Cannibal logo attached.Every Member of "Lagoon's Fun Time Club" E-mail List got the Same E-mail. Cannibal will not be opening on March 28th, but a Lagoon Spokesperson told me that "Cannibal will Open in 2015," so take that as you want. Waiting for Kärnan to catch up? Hahahaha! Kärnan won't be breaking any World Records Like Cannibal is, not to Mention World Firsts. ^ So ART Engineering has done cars for Wicked, Wonder Mountain, Iron Reef and Cannibal?Coasterdude was Mistaken. ART Engineering GmbH has Supplied Trains for BomBora, Wonder Mountain's Guardian, and is Rumored to have Supplied Cannibal's, which hasn't been Officially Confirmed yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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