Louise Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 Thought this was pretty funny and figured I should share, especially with so many Family Guy fans here who might appreciate it. Okay, so I finally got around to ordering a TPR DVD, and this morning, when the mail arrived, mum shouts to me that there's a package from the US for me. (FYI Robb, I forgot to photograph it, but thanks for the Christmas ornament, it's a little late though.... Stupid postal service!! ) Anyway, I go into the kitchen and.... Thanks Robb & Elissa! Both for the DVDs, and for convincing my mother (who also doesn't watch Family Guy) that I have a secret life as an adult movie star! I got a little note from Robb. I'm sure I WILL enjoy the "high-class porn" (and after I watch these I'll be buying some Family Guy DVDs so I understand these references!) This is pride of place in the collection, between Red Dwarf and Sex And The City. Robb, did I order two, or did you send me an extra by mistake?! I thought I'd only ordered Vol. 6. ...so I take the package, and notice it's from Robb & Elissa. THEN I realise why Mum's pulling a face. PORN STAR?!?! ...she's looking at me like this (I'm reconstructing the expression myself, seeing as I didn't have my camera on me at the time)...
Teddymonster Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 Lou, errbody knows that ALL British women are porn stars, so I don't know what your mum is upset aboot. BTW, as I've said many times before...I am more of a British woman than you are because you are lacking Ab Fab in your DVD collection!
Kenny Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 That is funny and you have pretty eyes. That is all.
waterviper Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 LMAO!!!!! Now thats funny I dont care who ya are!!! ^Yes she has very pretty eyes!!! ......and pretty everything else too!
Hattuchili Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 LMAO, nice and funny Photo TR, Lou! That is definitely Robb´s sense of humor! Isn´t it great! I love it! --Sören
Homer Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 LMFAO... Stay tuned to this topic for more high class British pr0n by Lou.
Louise Posted December 29, 2005 Author Posted December 29, 2005 Thank you Kenny & Mike! It's hilarious, I laughed as soon as I saw it, and mum was just stood there looking at me like "well....????" so I TRIED to explain it, but I think the way I told it kinda made it sound like I was making it up. "Who are these people and why do they think you make.... THOSE kind of movies?" I think possibly I convinced her in the end. Hope so anyway! The last thing I need is for her to find out about my second career, she'd raise the rent! And Teddy, believe it or not, I'm not actually all that big a fan of Ab Fab. I like it but don't love it. If that makes you more of a British woman than I am.... Well then congratulations, I hope you enjoy your poor dental hygiene and impassionate sex.
Shockwave Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 LMAO!!! Almost, almost, almost, there we go!
PhishyBrewer Posted December 29, 2005 Posted December 29, 2005 I just want to say... I had nothing to do with it. :shock:
disneygurlz2s Posted December 30, 2005 Posted December 30, 2005 lol Lou.... I bet your mum is wondering what's really on those tapes.... Shari "Shame on you, Robb " Shoufler
memphish Posted December 30, 2005 Posted December 30, 2005 "Wait for it, Wait for it, Wait for it....Here we are. Good Show." I'm afraid of the crushing rejection I'd feel if I ordered movies and didn't get a personalized message.
Louise Posted December 30, 2005 Author Posted December 30, 2005 I'm afraid of the crushing rejection I'd feel if I ordered movies and didn't get a personalized message. Don't worry about it, I only got a personalised message because I send a free copy of each BritChick BassPlaying DVD over to Robb whenever I make one.
memphish Posted December 30, 2005 Posted December 30, 2005 Don't worry about it, I only got a personalised message because I send a free copy of each BritChick BassPlaying DVD over to Robb whenever I make one. The rich get richer... Damn that Robb!
BelizeIt Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 There is nothing wrong with being a British Porn Star! Parents are usually confused with their children to begin with, so when their children express themself's it can be a difficult situation. Express yourself, even if your not as Rob expressed, thats OK, we will accept you as you are!
Ed Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Ace dvd collection! Dwarfer If you had enough embarrassment from your mum seeing the package.. Imagine how much the postman must've been laughing
cfc Posted December 31, 2005 Posted December 31, 2005 Hmm--now that you're an "authentic British Porn star," you'll need an appropriate name. 8) "Ivana Humpalot" is already taken. "Moaning Louisa"? Maybe not. "Lou, Queen of Sleaze"? (Only British-coaster-related name I could come up with.) Will your next flick be titled "Louise Does Dorchester"? This UK trip is getting more and more interesting. Chuck "Still recovering from Christmas" Campbell
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