trustkill22 Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 Hmm--now that you're an "authentic British Porn star," you'll need an appropriate name. 8) "Ivana Humpalot" is already taken. "Moaning Louisa"? Maybe not. "Lou, Queen of Sleaze"? (Only British-coaster-related name I could come up with.) Will your next flick be titled "Louise Does Dorchester"? This UK trip is getting more and more interesting. Chuck "Still recovering from Christmas" Campbell HAHAHAHAHA Lou, Queen of Sleaze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy Posted December 31, 2005 Share Posted December 31, 2005 This UK trip is getting more and more interesting. DITTO I wonder what Lou is going to think of her new names? I'm sure she will be hearing her new names a lot on the UK Trip! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
65skylark Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I don't know how I missed this thread up untill now but that is good stuff. LMAO when I read this too. If that makes you more of a British woman than I am.... Well then congratulations, I hope you enjoy your poor dental hygiene and impassionate sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I'm surprised nobody posted the other part of that gag yet... "You know, we could be having sexual intercourse right now." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shockwave Posted January 1, 2006 Share Posted January 1, 2006 I'm surprised nobody posted the other part of that gag yet... "You know, we could be having sexual intercourse right now." But let's not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 Well, right now i just feel like a British Hangover Star, this weekend has damn near killed me, and I'm off to another party in an hour! Ace dvd collection! Dwarfer If you had enough embarrassment from your mum seeing the package.. Imagine how much the postman must've been laughing Red Dwarf is one of my favourite shows ever, my brother got me watching it when I was 3 and I used to laugh all the way through even though I didn't get any of the jokes. Our delivery person is female actually (very non-PC of you to assume! ), and yes, it did occur to me that she must've wondered about that... :? "Ivana Humpalot" is already taken. "Moaning Louisa"? Maybe not. "Lou, Queen of Sleaze"? (Only British-coaster-related name I could come up with.) Will your next flick be titled "Louise Does Dorchester"? This UK trip is getting more and more interesting. Love it. Works better with my full name though, the rhythm and rhyme works better. "Louise, Queen of Sleaze". Must get new business cards made up... And yes, the UK trip is certainly getting interesting, I was thinking I should find a way of getting even with Robb when he arrives, but he doesn't strike me as the type to get easily embarrassed... I'll think of something. Now, how do I convince Robb and Elissa to change my username.... Ooh, I sense a new member title coming up for myself.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 ^"Louise, Queen of Sleaze." Perfect! Just the touch it needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 Red Dwarf is one of my favourite shows ever, my brother got me watching it when I was 3 and I used to laugh all the way through even though I didn't get any of the jokes. Our delivery person is female actually (very non-PC of you to assume! ), and yes, it did occur to me that she must've wondered about that... :? Apologise to your lovely postwomen for me please I do agree Red Dwarf is a hilariously funny program. Many-a-time has it had me in complete hysterics. I so need to buy the DVD's! Oh and Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, Back to the Future Trilogy! Damn you got taste girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 Thanks! You should see the rest of my collection.... I'm at around 350, not bought anything in a while simply because I can't afford it (treated myself to Red Dwarf VII when i should've been Christmas shopping). The CD collection is at around 500 now. If you saw the whole collections you probably wouldn't think my taste was great, but when you have a couple hundred or more there are bound to be at least a few acceptable titles. And Chuck ^^, Louise, Queen Of Sleaze, it is. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted January 3, 2006 Share Posted January 3, 2006 LMFAO!!!!!! I finally got around to reading this as I didn't get a chance to view many threads on the boards while we were on the trip. I'm glad the joke went over well as Soren is right, that is my sense of humor, and often times it gets me into a lot of trouble! --Robb "Loves high class british porn!" Alvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louise Posted January 3, 2006 Author Share Posted January 3, 2006 ^ Oh, you're in trouble alright, just you wait... Takes a lot to upset me, I just thought it was freakin' funny, perhaps next time you can leave the note on the INSIDE of the envelope though, if I'm still staying at Mum's house?! Ah well, she hasn't mentioned it this week, so I'm thinking she's either forgotten about it, or just doesn't want to know. As if I'd make porn. Well, as if I'd make porn and then give people who'd seen it my address... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BelizeIt Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 ^Well your DVD collection does include Sex and the City Etc... So obviously your "Innocence" has been clearly lost. Also, Robb is a good judge of character, because let's face it, as he is getting "Older", His knowledge and experience has grown. As for parental concerns, those parents (like your own) often have a few "Skeletones" in their own closets that they would prefer to not admit to (They would cast it off to Youthful Expermination) So when their own children bring it to the surface, they feel obligated to act "Surprised" or "Shocked". (But deep down their smiling at a past experience that they actually enjoyed!) So be yourself! There is nothing wrong with that! Whether your an actual Porn Star or not, More power to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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