Matman-TheRide Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 ...and it was all eaten by some a**hole named Glenn Quagmire while he repeatedly chanted "giggitygiggitygiggity". When president Dill Pickles saw Quagmire's greed, he proclaimed to the Soviet Woodchuck Dildo Union...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 4, 2015 Posted September 4, 2015 ... That there would never be any more sweet potatoes or oatmeal eaten by anyone... Ever. Anywhere... But instead everyone would be forced to eat...
JordyC Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 ...Smurfs. But Gargamel wanted to have Papa Smurf, so he...
DoinItForTheFame Posted September 5, 2015 Posted September 5, 2015 ... Killed all the Smurfs expect Papa Smurf which caused ...
Matman-TheRide Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 ... Gargamel to suddenly turn into a fan, and then a giant wolly mammoth sh**ted all over the Earth. Dill Pickles responded by ...
Matman-TheRide Posted September 6, 2015 Posted September 6, 2015 ...responding, and... Â (edit 9/19/15) Why has no one posted here in such a long time?)
DarienLaker Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 Then Dill Pickles along with his big brother, Tommy took over Six Flags Magic Mountain and removed all of the coasters except for the kiddie coasters and replace them with...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted November 6, 2015 Posted November 6, 2015 ...and Vekoma SLCs. But suddenly, a brave hero stood up to the villains! He was strong! He was powerful! He was...
DarienLaker Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 The almighty master of Darien Lake and he turned all of the Larson Super Loops into...
fraroc Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 B&M flying coasters, however not all of these B&M flyers were as good as Tatsu or Manta...this lead to...
DarienLaker Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Six Flags going bankrupt and selling all of their parks to...
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 8, 2015 Posted November 8, 2015 Cedar Fair who manages to get all the parks including Six Flags New Orleans back up and running, but then...
TheCoasterKid211 Posted November 8, 2015 Posted November 8, 2015 ...SeaWorld buys Cedar Fair and renames all the Superman clones to Manta and all Batman clones to Great White. But suddenly...
PATTYCAKES Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 A new chain of 25 naked theme parks opens! Naked rides, naked coasters, naked waterpark, eat naked, be naked. The only catch is that the lockers for your clothes, costs a ridiculous . . .
DarienLaker Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 Million dollars and the chain of naked theme park closed due to the unwholesomeness of full blown nudity in theme parks by many complaint from families. Then Six Flags...
PATTYCAKES Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 Re-opened the naked theme parks because many people didn't know they all were family friendly naked theme parks. No gawkers allowed! They even had free lockers! They are so successful that . . .
Johnlloyd Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 There are no more free fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo! So Six Flags decided that...
Awesomefaceninja7 Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 They will add a Super Loop at the park called "Devil's Looping Coaster"...
Johnlloyd Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 A huge recall on their rides which was caused by...
Terry Inferno Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 Paint that spontaneously combusts when exposed to...
DoinItForTheFame Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 Scream excessively while going up a lift hill. Which also results in....
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