Dorneypark_fan Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 But DeJa Vu had mechanical problems, so they took it out and put in a Boomerang. To ride the Boomerang you had to pay $100. Which got people very happy because...
Pufferfish Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 It gave them an excuse to not feel pain. One person did ride it though, and while on it he made the discovery that it was actually made by Morgan...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Which Made them take it out. Meanwhile The former companies of Togo and Arrow combine. There First ride is a Wooden Coaster with Shoulder Harness and lap bar. The ride will be located at SFMM will be 5 miles long. When it opened people said it was...
coasterdude5 Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 The best ride since Flashback, but then Flashback overheard people saying that there was a new player in town, so it transformed into a...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 A bench witch could hold 0.5 people. so the management deiced to...
Manny In England Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Call in Willem Dafoe to remove it. But he was locked in a fight to the death with.....
texasgiantrules Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Ryan King. Ryan ended up winnign and demanded that. . .
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 All Disney Parks to close forever. Which they were and put in gravel walkway with 0.75 bathrooms. TPR was so happy that Disney Closed that they...
CoastersNSich Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 ...renamed them "Alvey Parks" and, in Florida, built more monorails to get to the Disn-- Alvey Studios and Animal Kingdom. Also, new at Robb & Elissa Alvey World...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Was a TTD clone, but at the last minute Brittney Spears bought the park for $99. She then deiced to destroy all rides, games, shops, and replace them all with sign post of facts about her life.
America Sings Freak Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Soon after she killed herself, because she did not bring back America Sings and...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Pairs Hilton with George W. Bush bought the park and added 1000 toilets. Which were in the middle of walkways but that got people...
Manny In England Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Extremely angry, however unknown to Paris and George among the crowd of angry people was none other than.....
texasgiantrules Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Michael Vick, with an army of vicious dogs. He stormed the park and replaced all of the past and present rides . . .except America Sings. America Sings Freak then began to. . .
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Happy, but then a zombie bought the park and everybody that went would get eaten witch made the public...
texasgiantrules Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 join on TPR and complain in the rant thread. The sudden influx of posts caused Robb to. . .
ebl Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 ...design a new game, which when loaded onto a computer, would limit the number of posts that could be made to TPR in one session. Having more free time, TPR users could go outside and...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 sing to there lawn. But people thought they were crazy so they committed them to a...
asr Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Insane Asylum, that happened to be just down the street from Busch Gardens Tampa. The inmates then escaped the asylum with help from the resident Lactophobia (Fear of dairy products) doctor Mr. Six. They proceeded to raid the park, and took over all the kiddie rides, which made the managers think they were pedophiles and throw them to the...
Manny In England Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Acers. A Full-Scale war broke out between the two groups after an arguement over what to call Maverick's liftlaunch hill. The Acers were beginning to win until the battle was turned by the timely arrival of.....
Giovanolafan Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 A Donkey! Witch Kicked all The Fat Acers ( occasionaly getting his foot stuck in the fat) and then ran into the sun.. after that borat was rubbing his....
texasgiantrules Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Kazakhstan travel guide when all of a sudden Dick Cheney came along and shot him. He accidentally wandered in on the enthusiast war and hid behind the Sheikra station with. . .
asr Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Bill Gates. Bill then bribed the SheiKra operator $1 Million to give him as many front row edge seat SheiKra rides as he could handle. However, the somewhat elderly Bill became sick after only...
Dorneypark_fan Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 just getting to the top of the lift. He then bought the park and took out everything but put in kiddie rides where only kids could go on which made TPR...
Giovanolafan Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Happy Because They Could Go Coaster Whoring all Day and Night! Then Wachting Busch Gardens, Six Flags Turned All there Ride into Kiddy Coaster Including Kingda Ka Making it the worlds Longest Kiddie Coaster Then all of the Sudden Stationman Showed Up Wearing nothing but a...
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