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last for fifteen seasons and not be called "Friends". The show would have gone on for the 16th season but a new cast member played by the former child actor who played "Cousin Oliver, The Jinx" from The Brady Bunch was introduced late in the season. Regardless, the contract for Gary Coleman (one of the stars) was nearing its end anyway. However, while watching the series finale, Robb, Elissa and Kid Tums (who was popping Vekoma the gerbil in and out of her mouth with her newfound motor skills) decided that . . .

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Eat at the McDonalds across the street from where there building the new alien theme park. The alien was horrified, and then went around swallowing 2.5 foot long pork sausages and buying Linkin' Park CDs from hobos living...

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...in Area 51 a while away from there. The Hobos charged the Aliens 2 cents and then bought themselves some new boxes! The Alien got back to the Carny and the kidnapped family and took them to...

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Unemployed People are Screamin', the re-themed California Screamin'. At the end of the ride, you get dipped in a big tub of homeless people and get hit in the face with pinapple pancakes. However, the ride breaks down while they are in line, then they all died when they got hit in the head with an AquaTrax car.

 

Now for something completly different. In some strange place...

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...is an amusement park with even stranger things. The wooden roller coaster has no lap bar restraints (but with seat belts in SOME seats), although it has noticeable airtime. The log flume has several lift hills, but only one notable drop. The only men's restroom has a row of toilets without any partitions, and I had to go after eating a big meal at one of their stands. Just after sitting down on one of the toilets, someone walks in. His name...

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And some of them where actually really really awesome! So Mr. Six decided to make a trip to Hershey's Hawaiian Escape and packed...

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refreshing themselves with Dippin' Dot's "Ice Cream Of The Future". But as they were standing in line, they wondered what Dippin' Dots would actually come out with next when the future turned into "NOW" in real time. Would they just be "Ice Cream Of Today" or "Yesteryear's Ice Cream"?

 

Their thoughts were interupted by the Deeply Tanned Albino Man who was two customers ahead of them in line when he ordered . . .

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