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To make it worse, your alarm doesn't go off and you're late for work.

 

Cedar Point demolishes Top Thrill Dragster.

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To make it worse, they put a Larson Loop in TTD's place.

 

Six Flags adds VR to every coaster, at every park. . . and it is not optional.

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To make it worse, the VR doesn't work and you end up staring at a clock during the ride.

 

An earthquake hits while you're on a roller coaster.

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To make it worse, then entire roller coaster falls into a sinkhole opened up by the earthquake.

 

Theme Parks are now ban in all of the US.

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To make it worse, tomorrow it will snow, and the extreme temperature change will cause you to get sick..

 

Dollywood is removing Lighting Rod.

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To make it worse, the Uber driver has terrible diarrhea, forcing them to go to the bathroom 9 times during the ride. And when you're finally on the Cedar Point peninsula, the driver shits their pants, so the car smells like shit.

 

The ghost of #Itllneveropen returns and shuts down Lightning Rod forever!

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