Superdasher Posted January 28, 2006 Posted January 28, 2006 In a movie trailer, Jesus and a woman are in a car. Jesus is driving at like 80mph, and police cars are pulling up ahead. Woman (to Jesus): "By the son of God, you sure are a son of a-WOOOAAAH!"
restoca Posted February 1, 2006 Posted February 1, 2006 Brian singing: so let's go see the USA they'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay or Cherokee... ...you've got a lot to see from Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Florida420 Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 "Oh yeah.....I'd wreck that chick, I don't care what she looks like."
sixflagsmagicmountain Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 (edited) . Edited June 5, 2014 by sixflagsmagicmountain
Florida420 Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 "I don't know what a "Hollaback" girl is.... All I know is, I want her dead."
the sound Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 " What do you expect? Those bastards turned a generation of Americans into smokers with their damn subliminal advertising." "Timmy, where's Lassie?" "She's out in the orchard," " Peaches are coming in mighty early this year." "Smoke!" "You know what they say, Timmy. "Early peaches, long summer." "Smoke!" "[ Lassie Barking]" " What's that, Lassie?" "Are you smoking yet" Taken from Mr Griffin goes to Washington.
Florida420 Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 " Remember that time Muhammad brought me a salmon helmet, while is was wearing a toga?" Oh yeah, that wasn't really Family Guy was it P All "Cowabunga mother f*#ker"
TheMan Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 " So were you in an accident or something?" " No, me father was a tree" "Meka leka hi meka hiney hoo I hate you Peter"
Hurricane Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 It's the Sideboob Hour!, Now thats my sideboob!
coasterguy618 Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 Peter-Oh No! Oh No! Kool Aid-Ohhhh Yeahhh!!
TwistedTrack Posted April 15, 2006 Posted April 15, 2006 "Everybody leave, I have to poop! NOW!" TiVo went back and forth many, many times on that one.
Spookbaby Posted April 15, 2006 Posted April 15, 2006 Trisha Tokanowa-"Me take you home and make you fish ball soup!" Tom Tucker- "Thanks for that Trisha and for setting your people back a thousand years..."
TwistedTrack Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 I almost forgot! I recorded the episode and was watching it in my parents room and my dad had to hold me down because I was watching on their bed and I was flipping everywhere from laughing so hard. (People are watching 3D Thriller at Disney) "Wow daddy, It look's like Micheal Jackson's coming right out of the screen!" (Micheal Jackson jumps out and steals the kid)
dragoncoaster1292 Posted April 17, 2006 Posted April 17, 2006 Peter: Ow! Oh! It doesn't make breakfast! It only shoots ya! Ah! Peter: ...And this paper! It's signed by Jesus! Peter: Listen, you guys have done so good today that I have something special for you... Doritos!
Florida420 Posted April 21, 2006 Posted April 21, 2006 "Wake up, Leona! This decrepit Hooverville is infested with something besides idiots!!"
kingdanny Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 "What's that thing y'all do before you kill an infadle(sp?) "Oh, You mean this, LALALALALALALALA
a7x4ever000 Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Brian - "come one Peter i know something that will cheer you up.... ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME......" you guys know the rest
coasterguy618 Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Chris and Peter: Haha! Brian your Meg! Haha! Meg: Haha Brian your me! Haha Peter: Shutup Meg.
a7x4ever000 Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 peter - "well what else am i gonna talk about?" Meg - "You could talk about me." Peter -"ok honey i'll talk about you "hi im meg, i where glasses, i go to school." (everyone but meg laughes) Stewie - "Oh yes spot on."
NoahTheBoa Posted April 25, 2006 Posted April 25, 2006 Meg: Excuse me, Mayor West? Mayor West: How do you know my language?
Florida420 Posted April 26, 2006 Posted April 26, 2006 " Hi, my partner and I wanna have a baby. We'd like a vial of sperm and an applicator that looks like Jodi Foster's knuckle."
bigjohnson51 Posted June 18, 2006 Posted June 18, 2006 either the fart out w/ micheal moore or the peanut butter jelly time
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