Game:What If...

[DarienLaker]

Then Disney World would be put to shame!

 

What if Darien Lake was bought by Merlin?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then they would make another Smiler and it would crash causing the park to close

 

What if everything can be solved with bacon?

[DarienLaker]

Then we would all be obese!

 

What if I got a dollar for every time I mention Darien Lake on TPR?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Since you are DarienLaker, you will be rich

 

What if Six Flags brought Cedar Fair?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then all the best rides will be replaced with clones.

 

What if there was no such thing as the off season?

 

(I was bored, double posted to keep this game alive)

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then the Cedar Point thread would be really boring.

 

What if every park in the world built a Polercoaster?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then each one will try to break the Tallest coaster record by going into outer space

 

What if RCTW finally came out?

[TheCoasterKid211]

Then there would be much rejoicing. yaaay...

 

What if Cedar Fair was bought out by Six Flags? Or vice versa?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then all former Cedar Fair parks will get their original coasters (including new ones) replaced by cloned roller coasters

 

What if a donut magically appeared when you think of it?

[ImNotOneOfYou]

I'd have a lot of donuts

 

What if Lightning Rod was only halfway complete by now?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then TPR will keep getting construction updates.

 

 

What if SFSTL got a B&M Wing Coaster?

[ytterbiumanalyst]

Prozach626 would go back.

 

What if the storm ends and I don't see you as you are now ever again?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then maybe the storm wasn't long enough.

 

What if Six Flags started naming all their new coasters "________ Hawk?"

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then Six Flags would change their name to Six Flagshawk!

 

 

What if SFOG tore down ether Mindbender or Monster Mansion and replaced it with an SLC?

[Henry M]

Then the GP would say that Wild Adventures will sue Six Flags for stealing their design of Twisted typhoon.

 

Thorpe Park is not allowed to build any rides over 100 feet, and has to demolish any that are due to a new flight path.

[ThrillDude200]

Then R.I.P. Stealth, Detonator, Slammer, The Swarm, and Saw - The Ride.

 

What if the boat never returns?

[viking86]

Then we would go back to making jokes that are actually funny again!

 

What if SeaWorld put whale meat on the menu?

[ThrillDude200]

Then P.E.T.A. would demand all SeaWorld and Busch Gardens parks closed, including Sesame Place and Sea World!

 

What if ruled everything?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then everything would have airtime. Driving on a highway, using the bathroom, getting a snack from a vending machine, Airtime!

 

 

What if LEGOLAND's rides are COMPLETLY made of Legos?

[Henry M]

Then this would happen to the whole park WHEN it collapses.

What if Broadway got a B and M hyper running up and down it?

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then other countries would too.

 

What if SFNE RMC'd Thunderbolt instead of Cyclone?

[DoinItForTheFame]

Then everyone would be all like "All hail the new IronBolt." And everyone would be left wondering forever "But what if it hits the bolts?"

 

What if Cedar Point built a 700ft tall polar coaster with a 700ft tall drop tower on the side of it?

[K1ngdaKa88]

It still won't be better than MF (according to MF Fanboys)

 

What if hate doesn't exist?

[ImOnABoat]

The internet would not exist

 

What if RCT World was good

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Then Planet Coaster would still be better

 

What if there was a roller coaster that reached outer space?