SharkTums Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) Most of you should know by now how I LOVE bad Sci-Fi!!!! Tonight we should have a pretty awesome premier on the SyFy Channel. It's brought to you by The Asylum. The Asylum only makes amazing quality SyFy movies and ripoffs of current blockbusters! Judging from the reviews of the REAL Battleship movie, most of which liken it to an Asylum movie, we could have a real winner on our hands tonight! So join me in chat tonight (9pm Eastern Time) if you will and we'll check out the awesomeness that is... American Warships! *Oh yeah, did I mention they did actually get sued on this one and had to change the title to American Warships instead of American Battleship!!!!?!?! Edited May 19, 2012 by SharkTums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoCalCoasters Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 ^That may be the most blatant movie ripoff I've ever seen. I'm definitely going to see this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beatle11 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 So they take a bad movie, and make a bad movie ripoff? Amazing!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Wait. Have you pre-screened this movie yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hhappy Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Darn it, i'll have to wait a little longer before i will be able to see this movie.. bummer.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 ^^No, but I'm fairly certain it will be amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 19, 2012 Author Share Posted May 19, 2012 90 minutes till show time!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarryH Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I bet the sequel is "German Battleship." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXman308 Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I just watched one bad Battleship movie, I don't think I can make it through another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ernierocker Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 Apollo Creed is in this, so you know its going to be good! Not to mention the same guy played Chubbs from Happy Gilmore!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 ^Like I said, the acting talent in this is on par if not better than the actual Battleship movie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterKings908 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I love these SyFy chats, they always make the crazy, boring movies interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 Five minutes guys! I'm in chat now, come join me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 It's on!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Break 1. So far: Jets nonchalantly crashing into the sea, Admiral Buzzkill, Koreans speaking English and being subtitled in English. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterKings908 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 This movie is very Klassy. Wonder if it can be even more Klassier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VinTheAttendant Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 The Asylum should make more movies about bad@$$ explosion museums. This is going great! TPR chat increases the entertainment value of SYFY movies significantly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SharkTums Posted May 20, 2012 Author Share Posted May 20, 2012 The ship is still in better shape than the Concordia! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Break 2. So far: Harvey Dent discusses WW3 and EMP's with Apollo Chubbs, who summed it up best: "Nothing makes any goddarned sense." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galindoverhere Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 There's a butt load of commercials during this movie, so might as well keep the forum busy So far the movie is very interesting (sarcasm) especially after the WW3 announcement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueerRudie Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 A movie so amazing that I'm not even watching it and still enjoying it! Two thumbs way up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Break 3. So far: Non-stealth stealth ships, VHS tapes/transistor radios/other modern technology, Navy rave party, Alien vs. Harpoon, and another summation by Apollo: "This makes even less sense than anything else." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I have absolutely no idea what the hell is going on, but this is an Asylum flick, so it doesn't matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterKings908 Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 So the cloaking device could be LCD panels? I guess this movie is also a cheap bootleg version of The Avengers as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucscs100a Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 Here in Brazil, Syfy is showing a movie with a bunch of teenagers lost in the woods, with some government plan to destroy them (?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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