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^You also shouldn't Drink and Dance

 

--Chris

 

It's called "Don't Dink and Drance" by the way.

 

I mastered the "Scorpion Deathlock" today. I tried it on some "Goats on a Boat." I asked them, "Hey John, What's Your Name Again?" They said, "Number Three, Never Forget." I gave them some change after saying, "Nickels is Money Too."

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^You also shouldn't Drink and Dance

 

--Chris

 

It's called "Don't Dink and Drance" by the way.

 

Umm yeah I know that, of course I know that. But it wouldn't make sense saying you also shouldn't don't drink and dance.

 

Oh and it's dance not drance.

 

--Chris

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^I think baseball is more boring...well, actually, I think all sports are boring.

 

Ding dong the witch is dead!

Which old witch?

The wicked witch!!!

Ding dong the wicked witch is dead!

 

Oh, by the way, follow the yellow brick road.

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door "Are you jacking off in there or something?!" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

 

--Chris

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