DATman Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 I ate some grapes today. No one bit my head off, though.
ebl Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 ...all of a sudden, a new JCPenney store opened down at the corner! Â Eric
Satoshi Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 I don't feel nothin' but I feel my heart's movin' so strong! Â I've got nothin' to do but I always have to be in front of PC!
no_brain_er Posted January 23, 2007 Posted January 23, 2007 Paula Poundstone is on... she really isn't all that funny. Except for when she talks about IHOP. Â EDIT-5:50pm- I ate a can of Chef Boyardee's fake ravioli. I kind of regret it.
phazan Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the rock!
IwantRevenge Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 ^lol  What if it said "Geico so easy a threapist can do it"
phazan Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 I'll have the roast duck with mango salsa. Â Â Â
IwantRevenge Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 and I don't have much of an apitite thank you very much
Satoshi Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 Sayin' fudging stuffs might be good tips to keep your talks goin' on! Â But make sure this thing comes only a few time.....
Masked_Maverick Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 I have accomplished my goal of being silly.
IwantRevenge Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 President bushes orginal opening statement: Â Nancy you ignorant slut....STOP BLINKING!
ebl Posted January 24, 2007 Posted January 24, 2007 I just ate a small bowl full of nuts. But not the bowl. Â Eric
Masked_Maverick Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Each day we shovel feul,each day we work in silence.
Angry_Gumball Posted January 25, 2007 Posted January 25, 2007 Today, my brother watched Japan-A-Mania in class. I guess they had a substitute teacher that happened to be a coaster fanatic and decided to reward the class with a TPR DVD....I bet most of those kids, if not all of them, were left completely clueless as far as TPR jokes go. They saw Disc 1, the one with the Escalator Ride.
eli Posted January 26, 2007 Posted January 26, 2007 Bobby: Mom, it was really nice of you to buy me lunch, I appreciate it. Sally: Its alright, young boys need their fiber. Bobby: Mom… you bought me meatloaf. How is that fi- Sally: (interrupts) You know what I mean. Anyway, I hope you have a wonderful birthday, honey. Goodbye! Bobby: Bye mom, thanks again. Sally: I left your gift on top of your desk. Hope you like it! Bobby: Gee, thanks a lot! [Walks inside dorm room and glances at desk with shock] Bobby: OH MY GOD!!! [On top of the desk lies a dead bunny]  [scene ends with Sally driving off down the horizon laughing hysterically]
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