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I know a guy who's best friend's sister's aunt's second cousin twice removed says that Journey sucks.

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A cannibal is sitting in the road ditch with his son, as a fat woman comes over.

Says the boy: "Dad, can we have her for lunch!"

Then the father responds: "No, my son, she is far too bold, eating her would be bad for the liver. "

Then comes a spindle barren woman.

Says the boy: "But Dad, what about having her for lunch?!"

Then the father: "No, my son. She is so skinny, we´ll bite out our teeth!"

Then comes a beautiful, slim, young woman along the way.

Says the boy: "But Dad, I definatly want to have this one for lunch. I´m soooo hungry!!!"

Then the father: "No, my son. This one we will take home with us and eat the mommy! "

 

 

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The only jokes that are better than cannibal jokes are dead baby jokes.

 

Who sits down and thinks of dead baby jokes? honestly

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^ They say that blondes have more fun. Well, we have more fun making fun of them.

 

Eric

 

Yes, sure, ....blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember the next morning...! ...haha!

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In English class we've been reading some stories from the 19th century that wax poetic about how small and insignificant man is against the forces of nature. This got me thinking, and then I realized this - As powerful as nature is, she is every bit as powerless as we are before the forces of time, as is the sun, as are the stars, and as is the universe. Everything, great and small, has an inevitable end.

 

In a way, that's kind of comforting to know.

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