gerd.muller Posted February 15, 2009 Posted February 15, 2009 What about a double or triple Tofu burger? What's the verdict on that? ...hey, wait a moment! Is that the "Sexual Orientation" Thread or what???!!!
SonOfBeastSucks Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^ I don't know if you're serious or not, but if you were...he was quoting the best song EVER! Go look up Don't Stop Believin' by Journey and listen to it.
monkeyoverlord71 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 It's live! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1zsUIosoA
XII Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 I know a guy who's best friend's sister's aunt's second cousin twice removed says that Journey sucks.
Anfronee Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 I really want to do this to every sign in my neighborhood. awesomeness.
gerd.muller Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 A cannibal is sitting in the road ditch with his son, as a fat woman comes over. Says the boy: "Dad, can we have her for lunch!" Then the father responds: "No, my son, she is far too bold, eating her would be bad for the liver. " Then comes a spindle barren woman. Says the boy: "But Dad, what about having her for lunch?!" Then the father: "No, my son. She is so skinny, we´ll bite out our teeth!" Then comes a beautiful, slim, young woman along the way. Says the boy: "But Dad, I definatly want to have this one for lunch. I´m soooo hungry!!!" Then the father: "No, my son. This one we will take home with us and eat the mommy! "
Jds03 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^That reminds me of the joke "Mommy, I hate daddy's guts!" "Just shut up and eat around the bad parts!"
gerd.muller Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^...yes my friend, that´s a real classic!!!
socalMAN123 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Finally, Southern California gets a decent sized storm. I love rain. ---Brent
Jds03 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 The only jokes that are better than cannibal jokes are dead baby jokes.
gerd.muller Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 No, they are not, they are very, very mean (...giggle, giggle!) I love the blonde-Jokes the most!
ebl Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^ They say that blondes have more fun. Well, we have more fun making fun of them. Eric
24 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 The only jokes that are better than cannibal jokes are dead baby jokes. Who sits down and thinks of dead baby jokes? honestly
gerd.muller Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 ^ They say that blondes have more fun. Well, we have more fun making fun of them. Eric Yes, sure, ....blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember the next morning...! ...haha!
Jds03 Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 The only jokes that are better than cannibal jokes are dead baby jokes. Who sits down and thinks of dead baby jokes? honestly These people: www.dead-baby-joke.com
gerd.muller Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 The only jokes that are better than cannibal jokes are dead baby jokes. Who sits down and thinks of dead baby jokes? honestly These people: www.dead-baby-joke.com Hm, I think that´s becoming to mean for me, I´ll stay with those god old blonde-jokes!
ebl Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Since we're talking about blonde hair, that reminds me---I need a haircut. Eric
gerd.muller Posted February 16, 2009 Posted February 16, 2009 Ok, one more: "A blonde enters a barbershop......"
Kennyweird Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 In English class we've been reading some stories from the 19th century that wax poetic about how small and insignificant man is against the forces of nature. This got me thinking, and then I realized this - As powerful as nature is, she is every bit as powerless as we are before the forces of time, as is the sun, as are the stars, and as is the universe. Everything, great and small, has an inevitable end. In a way, that's kind of comforting to know.
ebl Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^^ Are you guys even allowed to have 19th Century poetic wax in your classroom? That's toxic stuff! Eric
Kennyweird Posted February 17, 2009 Posted February 17, 2009 ^Yeah, it's toxic. But compared to the asbestos ceiling, it's nothing.
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