Write your own Haunted Mansion tombstone!

[BarryH]

Poor Dave, oh dear

He drank himself to death

With a lot of beers

After hearing he could only listen to CDs

Released by Britney Spears

 

Barry "You got served!" Hom

[BarryH]

Here lies Disney Dood

Hit by a driver that was quite rude

[masterofthematrix91]

Here lies Zack

He won't be back.

[Zen Coaster]

Here lies Tony

In life he was thin

But now he's just boney

 

[bossman]

Here lies bossman in his grave.

He died of a massive overdose of adrenline

after rideing a coster called overdose.

R.I.P bossman from...........

[BarryH]

Poor bossman, mourn him will we

For he died from a concussion after riding a SLC

[Homer]

Here lies Barry

To Kidtums he is scary.

[BarryH]

Poor Homer, he picked on Barry a lot

Then vultures ate his body and left him to rot

[Sunfire]

Here lies Wes

His death made a mess.

 

I totally suck at this.

[Chris Benvenuto]

Here lies dear old Barry

While laughing he choked on a cocktail cherry!

 

 

haha. no...not haha, more like lame.

[BarryH]

Here lies Sunfire, a 15 year old male

He died after a sudden storm of hail

 

Here lies Benvenuto, first name Chris

The ways that he died are too long to list

[Sunfire]

Here lies Robb

He choked on corn on the cobb.

 

This one doesn't rhyme:

 

Here lies Jeff Johnson

He was run over by a Dragon Wagon

[Manny In England]

Here lies Dan, never saw it coming

drowned by cheap and quite rusty plumbing

 

Here lies Ryan, never awoke from his coma

caused by a certain, cardboard Vekoma

 

I Tried.

[ebl]

Here lies Erical

 

His death was hysterical

 

And he was diabetical

 

1959 - 2007

[BarryH]

jackskellington101 was strong like Samson

He became the 1,000 ghost in the Haunted Mansion

[Spookbaby]

Here lies poor Laura

Damnit...

Nothing rhymes with Laura.

She died... the end.

[BarryH]

Here lies poor Laura

She played Legend of Zelda and was killed by the Zoras

 

Dear departed Laura

Passed away during a visit to Mt. Dora

 

Please mourn Laura

She died while lighting the Jew's Menorah

[onewheeled999]

Eric is dead.

He's in the ground right here.

 

 

 

I like it. Simple, but it puts the point right there.

[BarryH]

Here lies poor Eric

Killed while looking at a vertical loop photographed by Derek

 

Dear departed Eric

No one will resurrect him, not even a cleric

 

This is the grave of Eric

He ingested too much Ferric

[onewheeled999]

^ See, nothing good rhymes with 'Eric'.

 

Except maybe the one about Derek.

[Mozart67]

I want that epitaph from Boot Hill in Dodge City.

 

"Here lies Les Moore;

No Les, No Moore"

 

either that or "you really dont think I'm going to take this lying down"

[Théo the little french]

Here lies the poor Théo

He hit strongly the ceiling because he was to tall (If I believe my dico, I would be about 2yd and 5in tall).

[BarryH]

Poor Theo, he was from France

He died after performing the forbidden dance

[Pufferfish]

Here lies Andrew,

Cruelly mauled to death by a demonic kangaroo.

[BarryH]

Here lies poor Andrew

Beaten to death after insulting the Jew