Write your own Haunted Mansion tombstone!

[BarryH]

What if TPR members had their own Haunted Mansion tombstones? What would it say?

 

Here lies Elissa

She was killed by the Sandinistas

 

Poor old Robb

He worked too hard on the job

 

Here lies Wes

He was smothered by Dolly Parton's chest

 

Here lies Barry

Elissa (and everyone else) said that he's scary!

 

Poor old Chuck

He was down on his luck

 

Here lies Bill

He was way over the hill

[christianscoasters]

Here lies Smartestcoasterkidever!

Too smart for his own good.

 

I know it doesn't rhyme, but still...

 

I really like this topic!

[BarryH]

Here lies Dave

This is his grave

 

Chuck didn't use his head

He pushed the button colored red

Now he lies here, dead

 

Poor old Smartestcoasterkidever!

He'll be lying here forever

[Nrthwnd]

Here lies Bill.

A bitchbikerbearhousewife... still.

 

[BarryH]

After Wes was freed by the police

He was shot dead by Gary Sinise

[Nrthwnd]

Dear Falafel was bonked on the head.

By a truckload of fresh pita bread.

 

[BarryH]

Poor Falafel, have pity

She was crushed by a box of Hello Kittys

[Nrthwnd]

Poor Elissa & Robb

Did their parenting job

But they just couldn't win

'Cause Kidtums did'em in!

 

[BarryH]

Shane looked like Jeff Spicoli

He valiantly died while protecting Bob Guccione

[BeemerBoy]

Here lies this thread..

It's as good as dead.

 

[BarryH]

Homer died during his shift at Panera Bread

Maybe he should have worked at IKEA instead

 

BeemerBoy was hit by a monorail

He left quite a bloody trail

[America Sings Freak]

Here lies America Sings Freak

He went to Disneyland too much and was ran over by a ride that went squeek!

[BarryH]

Here lies America Sings Freak

The story of his death is not for the meek

[Homer]

Homer died during his shift at Panera Bread

Maybe he should have worked at IKEA instead

 

Nice. Except I don't work at Panera anymore, I work at Sweetbay.

 

Anyways, back on the topic of amusing anecdotes.

 

Here lies smartestcoasterkidever.

He stalks a guy that always says "never."

[BeemerBoy]

BeemerBoy was hit by a monorail

He left quite a bloody trail

Well, I guess if you gotta go...

[BarryH]

Poor Homer, he died while working at Sweetbay

He was beaten to death by a fan of the Devil Rays

[rbpia]

BarryH posted in too many Kidtums threads.

Now he lies here dead.

 

Ron "Love this thread, Good one Barry!" Patton

[BarryH]

Ron, he picked on Barry too much

Now cannibals ate him for lunch

 

Barry "You got served!" Hom

[BarryH]

Here lies Dan, buried by his daughter

He accidentally encounter an unacceptable amount of water

[BlackHole2005]

Here lies poor old robb

He got murdered by a guy called bob

 

Here lies dear sweet elissa

Here baby must've hit her

 

 

(I know, i''m crap at making these things up)

[BarryH]

Here lies BlackHole2005

He's certainly not alive

[ebl]

In this hole lies EBL

Went to Heaven, not to Hell

 

Eric

[BarryH]

Here lies poor EBL

He died in a well

A long distance he fell

On his death, we rang the church bells

Hopefully, he didn't go to Hell

[Disney Dood]

Lol, you're good at these.

[Meteornotes]

Here lies Barry

Expired This Year

So listen now

As all of humanity cheers

 

Sorry, had to do it...

 

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